Russian snatches world's strongest 'intimate muscles' Crown
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Link potentially NSFW (No photo's though): http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/09/intimate_w...
Article said:
NSFW A 42-year-old Russian woman has snatched the world's strongest vagina crown after using her "intimate muscles" to lift a 14kg glass ball.
Tatiata Kozhevnikova has apparently been training her privates for 15 years in order to support improbable weights. She explained to Life.ru: “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.
“I looked around, saw a Murano* glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
Kozhevnikova added for the benefit of fellow females hoping to improve their grip: "It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”
Impressive stuff. Kozhevnikova says she already holds the Guinness World Record for the strongest vagina. We reckon the conversation went something like this: "Hi, I'm Tatiana and I'd like to claim the world's strongest vagina record." Guinness bloke: "OK, love, we'll send a team round to look into it."
Tatiata Kozhevnikova has apparently been training her privates for 15 years in order to support improbable weights. She explained to Life.ru: “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.
“I looked around, saw a Murano* glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
Kozhevnikova added for the benefit of fellow females hoping to improve their grip: "It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”
Impressive stuff. Kozhevnikova says she already holds the Guinness World Record for the strongest vagina. We reckon the conversation went something like this: "Hi, I'm Tatiana and I'd like to claim the world's strongest vagina record." Guinness bloke: "OK, love, we'll send a team round to look into it."
WildCards said:
Link potentially NSFW (No photo's though): http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/09/intimate_w...
I'm sure Nissan are delighted about that! I guess it makes more compelling viewing than that sArticle said:
I looked around, saw a Murano*
tty skateboarding advert they runEdited by schmalex on Tuesday 14th July 17:23
[quote=WildCards]Link potentially NSFW (No photo's though): http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/09/intimate_w...
No photo but a youtube video, not bad looking either
No photo but a youtube video, not bad looking either
In her book, Linda Lovelace (she of 'Deep Throat' fame) claimed to exercise hers after working up squatting on a milk bottle full of water and then practice picking it up than putting it back down repeatedly...so I'm told you understand...
As a result of these well trained muscles, if bloke entered her and they both laid still, she could bring him off just using these muscles...ie sex without moving...every couch potato's dream.
She and this Tatiana could have been good friends
Mogs
As a result of these well trained muscles, if bloke entered her and they both laid still, she could bring him off just using these muscles...ie sex without moving...every couch potato's dream.
She and this Tatiana could have been good friends
Mogs
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