Telly telly on the wall- who's the campest of them all?
Telly telly on the wall- who's the campest of them all?
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Emsman

Original Poster:

7,199 posts

213 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Dead simple.
A mate of mine in the states claims graham norton is the campest thing ever to mince his way onto telly.
As is normally the case, I disagree.
I am sure no 1 puddle jumper is the guy off Dickinsons Real Deal.
Who is right, or is there anyone else that is more camp than a boy scouts jamboree?





Ganglandboss

8,496 posts

226 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Alan Carr is camper than a row of pink tents and I would never tire of punching him.

SeeFive

8,353 posts

256 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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They've both got to be at the top of the most annoying people on TV poll.

I would actually like to hold Norton by he ankles (no this is not what you are thinking, bear with me) and swing him round as hard as possible so his head clashed with Alan Carr's again and again and again.

Downside is that on each impact, they would probably make that poxy "ooooh" noise that seems to be their entire skillset.

Other than that, I think they are ok.

Flanders.

6,432 posts

231 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Ganglandboss said:
Alan Carr is camper than a row of pink tents and I would never tire of punching him.



You have no idea, what so ever, how much I would like to kill him with my bare hands. Limp wristed tt!

Emsman

Original Poster:

7,199 posts

213 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Erm, it was more a simple question of who is the campest person on the telly as opposed which camp person on telly you would most like to murder!
Although, with Carr, I can see your point.
Is he more camp than the antiques bloke on Dickensons though, or just a bloke whose act revolves around letting the audience know he is a sexual deviant in every joke??

Sheets Tabuer

21,008 posts

238 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Alan "butlins" Carr

He reminds me of a fat Charles hawtrey with a high pitched voice.

Ganglandboss

8,496 posts

226 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Gok Wan?



punch

adycav

7,615 posts

240 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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All this aggression from some of you - it can only be repressed, latent homosexuality.

Ganglandboss

8,496 posts

226 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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adycav said:
All this aggression from some of you - it can only be repressed, latent homosexuality.
Ooh! Get her!

deevlash

10,442 posts

260 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Ganglandboss said:
Gok Wan?



punch
not only is he annoyingly gay he also goes around convincing lazy fat slags that it might be in someway acceptable for them to strip off and pretend theyre attractive!

I hate that "man" almost as much as Charlie Brooker does.

Brown and Boris

11,838 posts

258 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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adycav said:
All this aggression from some of you - it can only be repressed, latent homosexuality.
This is true. All you homophobes are just angry because your repressed urges are being squirted at women, when in fact you seriously want it on Cadbury Street from somone who flosses.

I actually like Alan Carr because his sexuality is just a part of him (he is actually a funny bloke) whereas Norton seems to have just his sexuality as a persona, and little or no talent evident.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

293 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Christ, are you all about 12?

No one remember Duncan Norvelle?

Maybe even Dick Emery?

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

274 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Larry Grayson.

King Queen of Camp.

Also, Hairsprays grandad.

jesta1865

3,453 posts

232 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Brown and Boris said:
adycav said:
All this aggression from some of you - it can only be repressed, latent homosexuality.
This is true. All you homophobes are just angry because your repressed urges are being squirted at women, when in fact you seriously want it on Cadbury Street from somone who flosses.
why is it that when ever men are aggressive about homosexuals, this is trotted out, it can't be true all the time. surely sometimes people are just put off by the way someone else acts, in this case a camp way.

i don't like racist people, but i am fairly sure that doesn't make me a closet racist, its the same logic surely?

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

274 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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jesta1865 said:
Brown and Boris said:
adycav said:
All this aggression from some of you - it can only be repressed, latent homosexuality.
This is true. All you homophobes are just angry because your repressed urges are being squirted at women, when in fact you seriously want it on Cadbury Street from somone who flosses.
why is it that when ever men are aggressive about homosexuals, this is trotted out, it can't be true all the time. surely sometimes people are just put off by the way someone else acts, in this case a camp way.

i don't like racist people, but i am fairly sure that doesn't make me a closet racist, its the same logic surely?
Quite.

We went through this in one of the many recent queer threads.

I've not got a gay bone in my body.

I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down

XJSJohn

16,124 posts

242 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Larry Grayson.

King Queen of Camp.

Also, Hairsprays grandad.
Ohh, Shut that door!


The Hypno-Toad

13,114 posts

228 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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hmmmmmm.......scratchchin

Campest man on telly? Tricky...scratchchin

Campest man on the internet.........



Just.Too.Easy. getmecoat

Evangelion

8,358 posts

201 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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What about that black bloke who gives out financial advice? Believe he had his own show on BBC-2 at one time, helping people with their debt problems.

Someone else will have to supply his name 'cos I've forgotten it! Was it Alvin something?

longblackcoat

5,047 posts

206 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Alan Carr, for my money, is the campest of the current crop. Additionally, he's the one I'd like to punch the most.

It's not that he's gay - I don't give even a mouse-sized st about his sexuality - but the fact that his act appears to be one long play on the well-worn "oooh, look! I'm gay, I am! I like BOYS!!!!!!" routine.

Strangely enough, I have no problem with Julian Clary, who I think is one of the funniest and cleverest comedians I've seen. In his case I guess the talent transcends the glittery wrapping.

I find campery hugely annoying in general. It seems to be acceptable to present homosexuality in plain view as long as you're seen as being weird, different, not-one-of-us. So long as gays are seen as strange aliens, they're fun to laugh at. Lenny Henry did the same in his early years, playing the 70s stereotype black kid, but audiences have grown up since, and you'd simply not see that now.

In the same way, I'd have thought that most gay comedians would think that a camp act would be seen as very demeaning these days. I'm just surprised that there's still an obvious demand on television for this sort of dated end-of-the-pier act.

adycav

7,615 posts

240 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
I've not got a gay bone in my body.
scratchchin

Ah, but I bet you'd love to have a 'gay bone' in your body, being a respressed latent homosexualist and all.



Edited by adycav on Wednesday 15th July 09:50