Teenager wings it with a fake airline
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As is usual these days he can't just be a fraudster, it's his illness! 
"He said that his son suffered from a form of autism and was “a phenomenal individual who is enterprising and creative” with an ability to recall the exact detail of every airline’s flight schedules. But the autism also made his behaviour highly challenging."
"He said that his son suffered from a form of autism and was “a phenomenal individual who is enterprising and creative” with an ability to recall the exact detail of every airline’s flight schedules. But the autism also made his behaviour highly challenging."
Quite a talent. We should dip him in tea and send him to MI6.
Gary Johnston: I heard there might be a large terrorist attack. If you tell me what it is, maybe I could help out.
Terrorist: Get out of here! We have put out a jihad on the infidels because they destroyed our lives. What do you know about pain and sadness?
[Gary pauses, recalls sounds of gorillas roaring]
Gary Johnston: I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.
Terrorist: I like you. You have balls. I like balls.
Gary Johnston: I heard there might be a large terrorist attack. If you tell me what it is, maybe I could help out.
Terrorist: Get out of here! We have put out a jihad on the infidels because they destroyed our lives. What do you know about pain and sadness?
[Gary pauses, recalls sounds of gorillas roaring]
Gary Johnston: I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.
Terrorist: I like you. You have balls. I like balls.
Mexico. said:
In his mind i think he was laughing his arse off well done to the lad 
Yes waste a load of peoples time by deceit, well done indeed...The article mentions that this isn't the 1st time something like this has happened, with him almost bringing the cast of some musical over from the US for a non existant show.
t anyway..Eric Mc said:
SkinnyBoy said:
Mexico. said:
In his mind i think he was laughing his arse off well done to the lad
I bet its Eric Mc, and he deceived us too.....Will any of you visit me at Wormwood Scrubbs I wonder.
CedGTV said:
Eric Mc said:
SkinnyBoy said:
Mexico. said:
In his mind i think he was laughing his arse off well done to the lad
I bet its Eric Mc, and he deceived us too.....Will any of you visit me at Wormwood Scrubbs I wonder.
Eric Mc said:
CedGTV said:
Eric Mc said:
SkinnyBoy said:
Mexico. said:
In his mind i think he was laughing his arse off well done to the lad
I bet its Eric Mc, and he deceived us too.....Will any of you visit me at Wormwood Scrubbs I wonder.
Eric Mc said:
CedGTV said:
Eric Mc said:
SkinnyBoy said:
Mexico. said:
In his mind i think he was laughing his arse off well done to the lad
I bet its Eric Mc, and he deceived us too.....Will any of you visit me at Wormwood Scrubbs I wonder.
Eric Mc said:
SkinnyBoy said:
Mexico. said:
In his mind i think he was laughing his arse off well done to the lad
I bet its Eric Mc, and he deceived us too.....Will any of you visit me at Wormwood Scrubbs I wonder.
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