Alcoholic Mouse?

[whitevanman88]

If you have a mouse that lived under your shed that eats rancid potatoes & drinks cider what would you do about it?

[mybrainhurts]

ASBO...

[TurboMills]

I'd kick its face off.

[Killer2005]

Its not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings

[eharding]

whitevanman88 said:

If you have a mouse that lived under your shed that eats rancid potatoes & drinks cider what would you do about it?

Buy it some decent potatoes, and some stronger premium cider.

About a week later, buy a cat.

The mouse will die fat, drunk and happy.

[Stu R]

I'd let the cat out more often.

[TheEnd]

Rehab, you heartless bds

[Mobile Chicane]

Leave well alone. You can't help people unless they actively want to change.

[Shaolin]

Make a video and put it on youtube.

[mybrainhurts]

--------------------------------------> SHED

[DrTre]

TurboMills said:

I'd kick its face off.

not "in" but "off". love it.

Edited by DrTre on Tuesday 21st July 00:09

[JamesM]

Give it some Stella, then when he ( I presume the mouse is a he) comes out swinging and feeling brave chin the fker and hopefully he'll just go back and beat up his mouse family before passing out on the floor of his kitchen. Then when he wakes up in the morning and realizes his missus has gone and left with the kids he'll drink himself into oblivion.


Failing that, smash its fking head in with a bit of pipe.

Edited by JamesM on Tuesday 21st July 00:44

[AndrewW-G]

VBRJ

[SlipStream77]

I'd take him some fruit occasionally, and some straw to sleep in.

[Urban_Ninja]

AndrewW-G said:

VBRJ

y'no I really dont like that term.

an I know what the OP means too

[WorAl]

I'd give it some Brown Ale and watch it start fights with all the other animals in the neighbourhood.

[john_p]

I think someone on here can rehome it..


In Mouschwitz ...

[Dibble]

TheEnd said:

Rehab, you heartless bds

Rehab is for quitters.

[Mexico.]

How is this mouse drinking your cider does he/she open up a little mouse bar and invite other mouses round for a tipple ? next thing you know he/she will be having a BBQ.

[Murray993]

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