When marketing goes wrong
When marketing goes wrong
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toothrot

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22,454 posts

233 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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Just received an email from a training company we once used called Firebrand. The subject is as follows, can anyone else see the potential issue?

Subject: Why we're a bit like the De Havilland Comet

Did you know 60 years ago this week the first jet airliner, the British De Havilland Comet, made its maiden test-flight in England?

The jet engine cut air travel time in half, by enabling planes to climb faster and fly higher, and ultimately revolutionised the airline industry.

Think of Firebrand Training as the De Havilland Comet of the IT training business! Our unique methods have trained and certifed over 17,000 people in around half the time of other approaches.

Not only that, hop on board in August, and we'll give you 25% off any of the following certification courses:

anonymous-user

77 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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Just a stab in the dark here, did it crash?

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

253 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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toothrot said:
can anyone else see the potential issue?
Nope. Enlighten me.

Mosman

778 posts

228 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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Oops smile

toothrot

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22,454 posts

233 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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Los Palmas 7 said:
toothrot said:
can anyone else see the potential issue?
Nope. Enlighten me.
Seriously?

Its like likening your business to the Titanic, yes it was luxurious and maybe so is your service. But it also sank, same thing, different story

digitise

179 posts

234 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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Serious metal fatigue and failure to take off aside, are they discounting Prince2 training?

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

265 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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Mailshot fatigue?

toothrot

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22,454 posts

233 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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digitise said:
Serious metal fatigue and failure to take off aside, are they discounting Prince2 training?
LOL as it happens...

F355gtb2009

1,725 posts

203 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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got the same email!

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

253 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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toothrot said:
Los Palmas 7 said:
toothrot said:
can anyone else see the potential issue?
Nope. Enlighten me.
Seriously?

Its like likening your business to the Titanic, yes it was luxurious and maybe so is your service. But it also sank, same thing, different story
The plane sank?

Serious operational issues there.

moosepig

1,306 posts

264 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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Metal fatigue, due to the shape of the windows and repeated pressurisation/depressurisation cycles, caused 2 comets to go down in 1954 killing all on board.

toothrot

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22,454 posts

233 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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Los Palmas 7 said:
toothrot said:
Los Palmas 7 said:
toothrot said:
can anyone else see the potential issue?
Nope. Enlighten me.
Seriously?

Its like likening your business to the Titanic, yes it was luxurious and maybe so is your service. But it also sank, same thing, different story
The plane sank?

Serious operational issues there.
I know what you did there but actually, it did sink, 100ft above sea level

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

253 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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Does that hotel in Hatfield still have a Comet statue outside?

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

256 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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iirc, although I know Eric will be along to correct me if I fail, there was a fundamental design flaw with what was intended as a feature window. Something to do with the shape of this and the difficulty of maintaining the integrity of the seal in the working environment.

At least two went splat before they worked out what had caused it.

Great idea, brilliantly executed but with one minor flaw which lost consumer confidence in the UK product, required a redesign and by the time they were ready to sell them again Boeing were knocking out their version faster and cheaper.

motco

17,362 posts

269 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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It did last time I passed it but it's not the same aircraft. DH88 Comet Racer



Edited by motco on Tuesday 28th July 17:32

Marquis_Rex

7,377 posts

262 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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That's just ludicrous. The Comet was a breath takingly beautiful plane, but to liken your business to it- such a glorious failure.

Probably some jingoist- in the same way as Red Rover claiming that the Maestro was a world beater

Ayahuasca

27,560 posts

302 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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The Comet is still going strong in the guise of the Nimrod maritime patrol aircraft. Sort of.


Chevrolet wandered why its new Nova didn't sell at all well in Latin America. Then someone pointed out that no va is Spanish for 'doesn't go'.


Ayahuasca

27,560 posts

302 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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toothrot said:
The (Comet's)jet engine cut air travel time in half
Unfortunately this was because the journey itself was cut in half, along with the plane and most of the passengers.


Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

265 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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Ayahuasca said:
Chevrolet wandered why its new Nova didn't sell at all well in Latin America. Then someone pointed out that no va is Spanish for 'doesn't go'.

Never happened.

bonsai

2,015 posts

203 months

Tuesday 28th July 2009
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Marquis_Rex said:
That's just ludicrous. The Comet was a breath takingly beautiful plane, but to liken your business to it- such a glorious failure.

Probably some jingoist- in the same way as Red Rover claiming that the Maestro was a world beater
That or some marketing yuppie only reading the first sentence on wikipedia.