Swine flu and stroke of genious by company....
Swine flu and stroke of genious by company....
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Dupont666

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22,533 posts

215 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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Just to show what kind of stuff companies are doing to help their employees and keep them safe I got this off a friend:

off a mate said:
Listen to this stroke of geniiiious, my whole company has brought anti bacterial dispensers to sanitise hands to combat swine flu under the recomendation from the gov...... in case you didn't know swine flu is an airborne virus. Even if someone was unlucky enough (and this man should start playing the lotto now!) to catch it by putting thier hand on the same wall someone just moments prior sneezed on, sanitised his hands using our magical dispensers and then proceeded rummage his finger far far up his nose he would still bloody catch it because it's a bloody virus and not affected by antibacterial spray, creams or any other variant
Would have loved to be there when that got signed off...

rofl

Blib

47,201 posts

220 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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How do I do the popcorn smillie?

Marf

22,907 posts

264 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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hehe

We order food and office supplies weekly from Ocado. Our office manager ordered about £100's worth of anti bacterial wipes and hand gels. When I questioned her about it she said "well, its better than nothing" and clearly didnt understand why an anti bacterial product would have no effect on a viral disease. laugh

Laughed even harder when she submitted the order, as they mail you back any items that are out of stock. All the anti bacterial stuff was all out of stock, so no doubt hundreds of other numpties had the same idea as her hehe

Puggit

49,441 posts

271 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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Yup - our company has provided these in the office too. We're all supposed to be getting travel-size dispensers for individual use too.

Someone came up with a good sales pitch wink

Gareth79

8,732 posts

269 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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The virus can live for 24 hours when out of the body, and medical advice is that the alcohol based gels are effective:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1201283/...

"...But are they any better than soap and water?

'If I had a choice, I'd always go for the antibacterial hand gel,' says Professor John Oxford, a virologist at Queen Mary's School of Medicine in London and a leading expert on swine flu.

Gels are effective because they contain alcohol, explains Professor Ron Eccles of the Common Cold Centre at Cardiff University. It damages the shell of the virus, inactivates it and prevents the illness from developing.

Studies show gels are effective against regular flu, so they are almost certain to be successful against the swine flu virus, too, he says.
"

Also http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Swineflu/DG_177814

edit: That said, the comment on another article is that if you are in the vicinity of somebody affected then it's game over anyway.



Edited by Gareth79 on Wednesday 29th July 10:14

Tokar

165 posts

204 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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Its stuff like clostridia (C. diff) that are actually made more virulent using the alcohol gels (its a microbe by the way). Its resistant to many antibiotics, but believe it or not, is killed by good old soap and water!

mechsympathy

57,314 posts

278 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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Gareth79 said:
The virus can live for 24 hours when out of the body, and medical advice is that the alcohol based gels are effective:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1201283/...

"...But are they any better than soap and water?

'If I had a choice, I'd always go for the antibacterial hand gel,' says Professor John Oxford, a virologist at Queen Mary's School of Medicine in London and a leading expert on swine flu.

Gels are effective because they contain alcohol, explains Professor Ron Eccles of the Common Cold Centre at Cardiff University. It damages the shell of the virus, inactivates it and prevents the illness from developing.

Studies show gels are effective against regular flu, so they are almost certain to be successful against the swine flu virus, too, he says.
"

Also http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Swineflu/DG_177814

edit: That said, the comment on another article is that if you are in the vicinity of somebody affected then it's game over anyway.
yesIf someone (as they should) covers their mouth as they sneeze they'll transfer the virus to every door handle, phone and keyboard they touch...

Dupont666

Original Poster:

22,533 posts

215 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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mechsympathy said:
Gareth79 said:
The virus can live for 24 hours when out of the body, and medical advice is that the alcohol based gels are effective:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1201283/...

"...But are they any better than soap and water?

'If I had a choice, I'd always go for the antibacterial hand gel,' says Professor John Oxford, a virologist at Queen Mary's School of Medicine in London and a leading expert on swine flu.

Gels are effective because they contain alcohol, explains Professor Ron Eccles of the Common Cold Centre at Cardiff University. It damages the shell of the virus, inactivates it and prevents the illness from developing.

Studies show gels are effective against regular flu, so they are almost certain to be successful against the swine flu virus, too, he says.
"

Also http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Swineflu/DG_177814

edit: That said, the comment on another article is that if you are in the vicinity of somebody affected then it's game over anyway.
yesIf someone (as they should) covers their mouth as they sneeze they'll transfer the virus to every door handle, phone and keyboard they touch...
Instead I shall do my part by sneezing on the keyboard and monitor...

IanMorewood

4,309 posts

271 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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Detol Antibac spray lists H1N1 as something it kills, so ......

gti tim

1,633 posts

224 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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We have them too - wipes and gels. Been asking for them fir the last year for everyone at work (BiB so deal with some less desirables with who knows what). Was told no - wear gloves. not always possible so everyone has been buying their own gels etc, or scrounging them. Now, we have n abundance of alcohol gel and wipes, and are now stockpiling them for when the swine flu paranoia dies down and admin try and reclaim it for their cupboard of things we are issued but not given.

MiniMan64

18,872 posts

213 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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We've got them at work too, all over the place.

Didn't stop me from getting it though.

Kuroblack350

1,388 posts

223 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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Gareth79 said:
'If I had a choice, I'd always go for the antibacterial hand gel,' says Professor John Oxford, a virologist at Queen Mary's School of Medicine in London and a leading expert on swine flu.
Met that guy at at GSK HQ a few weeks ago - certainly knows his stuff smile


Dupont666

Original Poster:

22,533 posts

215 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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MiniMan64 said:
We've got them at work too, all over the place.

Didn't stop me from getting it though.
Urrggghhh.... stay away leper.... quick someone stone the diseased one so it dont spread...

Carfiend

3,186 posts

232 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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MiniMan64 said:
We've got them at work too, all over the place.
Same. Don't use them tho as I think the hypochondriacs have it coming.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

218 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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MiniMan64 said:
We've got them at work too, all over the place.

Didn't stop me from getting it though.
Did you die or are your underlying conditions not bad enough?

Mattygooner

5,302 posts

227 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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We have them in our office, i think it is just to look like the company are trying to do something, the how the wash your hands instructions are a bit over the top though.

Conian

8,030 posts

224 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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Dupont666 said:
MiniMan64 said:
We've got them at work too, all over the place.

Didn't stop me from getting it though.
Urrggghhh.... stay away leper.... quick someone stone the diseased one so it dont spread...
We cant stone him until he says the word 'Jehovah' ...........

Carfiend

3,186 posts

232 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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Conian said:
We cant stone him until he says the word 'Jehovah' ...........
  • Lobs a pointy one and half a bag of gravel*

Marf

22,907 posts

264 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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Conian said:
Dupont666 said:
MiniMan64 said:
We've got them at work too, all over the place.

Didn't stop me from getting it though.
Urrggghhh.... stay away leper.... quick someone stone the diseased one so it dont spread...
We cant stone him until he says the word 'Jehovah' ...........
Who threw that!

jammy_basturd

29,778 posts

235 months

Wednesday 29th July 2009
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mechsympathy said:
Gareth79 said:
The virus can live for 24 hours when out of the body, and medical advice is that the alcohol based gels are effective:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1201283/...

"...But are they any better than soap and water?

'If I had a choice, I'd always go for the antibacterial hand gel,' says Professor John Oxford, a virologist at Queen Mary's School of Medicine in London and a leading expert on swine flu.

Gels are effective because they contain alcohol, explains Professor Ron Eccles of the Common Cold Centre at Cardiff University. It damages the shell of the virus, inactivates it and prevents the illness from developing.

Studies show gels are effective against regular flu, so they are almost certain to be successful against the swine flu virus, too, he says.
"

Also http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Swineflu/DG_177814

edit: That said, the comment on another article is that if you are in the vicinity of somebody affected then it's game over anyway.
yesIf someone (as they should) covers their mouth as they sneeze they'll transfer the virus to every door handle, phone and keyboard they touch...
I always wondered why the government tells us to sneeze into our hands. As you say, anything you then touch could help to spread whatever illness you have.

Personally I always try to sneeze into my elbow or upper arm!