World Dwarf Games

[Hammerwerfer]

On in Belfast. I hate to say it, but I would definitely drop by if I was in the vicinity. For all the wrong reasons of course.

[Shaw Tarse]

List of sports
Swimming width with or without float.
I'm not sure if I should be happy or grumpy?

Edited by Shaw Tarse on Wednesday 29th July 18:08

[V8mate]

Hammerwerfer said:

On in Belfast. I hate to say it, but I would definitely drop by if I was in the vicinity. For all the wrong reasons of course.

What exactly are "the wrong reasons"?

[Four Cofffee]

V8mate said:

Hammerwerfer said:

On in Belfast. I hate to say it, but I would definitely drop by if I was in the vicinity. For all the wrong reasons of course.

What exactly are "the wrong reasons"?

Apartheight?

[youngsyr]

Four Cofffee said:

V8mate said:

Hammerwerfer said:

On in Belfast. I hate to say it, but I would definitely drop by if I was in the vicinity. For all the wrong reasons of course.

What exactly are "the wrong reasons"?

Apartheight?

Bravo, sir.

Edited by youngsyr on Wednesday 29th July 18:16

[mybrainhurts]

youngsyr said:

Four Cofffee said:

V8mate said:

Hammerwerfer said:

On in Belfast. I hate to say it, but I would definitely drop by if I was in the vicinity. For all the wrong reasons of course.

What exactly are "the wrong reasons"?

Apartheight?

Bravo, sir. :laughs:

Rather good, hoorah...

[BlackVanGirl]

Shaw Tarse said:

List of sports
Swimming width with or without float.
I'm not sure if I should be happy or grumpy?

Does it spoil it if I point out that the 2 events you mentioned are for kids under 10 years old?

[V8mate]

BlackVanGirl said:

Shaw Tarse said:

List of sports
Swimming width with or without float.
I'm not sure if I should be happy or grumpy?

Does it spoil it if I point out that the 2 events you mentioned are for kids under 10 years old?

Maybe that's the 'wrong reasons' the OP wants to attend?

[Shaw Tarse]

BlackVanGirl said:

Shaw Tarse said:

List of sports
Swimming width with or without float.
I'm not sure if I should be happy or grumpy?

Does it spoil it if I point out that the 2 events you mentioned are for kids under 10 years old?

Shh!

[Ayahuasca]

Can anybody join in or do you have to be an official dwarf? Like Gimli or something.

[Hammerwerfer]

V8mate said:

Hammerwerfer said:

On in Belfast. I hate to say it, but I would definitely drop by if I was in the vicinity. For all the wrong reasons of course.

What exactly are "the wrong reasons"?

Well, in this politically correct age, we are not meant to take pleasure from another's shortcomings or disabilities. I have to admit I would be going only to be entertained in a most un-PC manner.

I always say "Hire the handicapped. They are fun to watch."

[Ayahuasca]

'Hammerwerfer' sounds like a Dwarfish name to me.

[V8mate]

Ayahuasca said:

'Hammerwerfer' sounds like a Dwarfish name to me.

Perhps he should change it to 'Dwarfwerfer'?

[DrTre]

Ayahuasca said:

Can anybody join in or do you have to be an official dwarf? Like Gimli or something.

Yeah, it's like horses and ponies. A pony is a pony only up to a certain height, then it's a horse, 14.2 hands.

With people, any bloke below the height of 5'6" is officially a dwarf.

[Los Palmas 7]

DrTre said:

any bloke below the height of 5'6" is officially a dwarf.

Come down here and say that.

[Ayahuasca]

These Dwarves - are they the athletes or are they just tossed by full-sized athletes?

[Poledriver]

It's not that popular, It only attracts a small audience!

[Ayahuasca]

Poledriver said:

It's not that popular, It only attracts a small audience!

Don't worry, it would have gone over their heads.

[Los Palmas 7]

I think I've somehow annoyed my dwarf mate - we spoke on the phone earlier, but he was a bit short with me.

[BoRED S2upid]

DrTre said:

Ayahuasca said:

Can anybody join in or do you have to be an official dwarf? Like Gimli or something.

Yeah, it's like horses and ponies. A pony is a pony only up to a certain height, then it's a horse, 14.2 hands.

With people, any bloke below the height of 5'6" is officially a dwarf.

Seriously? is that written in law? im sure I know a few short arses that small. Knew they were special.