Fancy dress, Vickers and Tarts

[gib6933]

Vickers and tarts! Well there is no way I'm waxing my legs for all to laugh.
SO some sort of religious outfit is needed I think.

Hmm any ideas?

[V8S]

Vickers? You could dress up as an aeroplane.

[Huntsman]

gib6933 said:

Vickers and tarts! Well there is no way I'm waxing my legs for all to laugh.
SO some sort of religious outfit is needed I think.

Hmm any ideas?

Vickers? You going to dress up as an army Tank?

[V8mate]

You'll never get inside one of these

[Huntsman]

I think we made the point!

[cobra kid]

Or a heavy machine gun?

[bigandclever]

[V8S]

Go as a priest and attach a cabbage patch doll to your groin in, what many people might call, a bumming position.

[gib6933]

Stupid spell checker (stupid me)

The small boy one might be a bit too far, but I do like it.

[GKP]

gib6933 said:

The small boy one might be a bit too far, but I do like it.

[gib6933]

V8mate said:

You'll never get inside one of these

What is the old petrol can for?

[gib6933]

GKP said:

gib6933 said:

The small boy one might be a bit too far, but I do like it.

Not in that way!

[LeoSayer]

gib6933 said:

Vickers and tarts! Well there is no way I'm waxing my legs for all to laugh.
SO some sort of religious outfit is needed I think.

Hmm any ideas?

Dress as a vicar.

[V8S]

Only a bloke could come up with the idea for 'vicars and tarts'. He gets to dress relatively sanely and make jokes about choirboys whilst feasting his eyes on wannabe slappers whose exposed Wonderbras allow them to rest their chins on their own cleavage.

[Poledriver]

Nobody will expect this:-

[Odie]

gib6933 said:

V8mate said:

You'll never get inside one of these

What is the old petrol can for?

Its water cooled

[Odie]

LeoSayer said:

gib6933 said:

Vickers and tarts! Well there is no way I'm waxing my legs for all to laugh.
SO some sort of religious outfit is needed I think.

Hmm any ideas?

Dress as a vicar.

Or a Tart

[SkinnyBoy]

Go as John McVicar, beat the ste out of someone before hand for added authenticity!

[The Milfman]

V8S said:

...... feasting his eyes on wannabe slappers whose exposed Wonderbras allow them to rest their chins on their own cleavage.

[Horse_Apple]

gib6933 said:

The small boy one might be a bit too far, but I do like it.

Well as long as you don't say anothing on the internet.