Ouch

[JamesM]

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/07/05/Man-acciden...

[krallicious]

From article: "Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools"

[saleen836]

One can only assume he has a fetish of being naked while sawing wood to sustain such an injury!

[robinhood21]

Article said:

"This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."

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robinhood21 said:

Article said:

"This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."

[TheEnd]

Might happen to lumberjacks more often, i guess...

[ad551]

No more tongue and groove for him then...

[V8mate]

saleen836 said:

One can only assume he has a fetish of being naked while sawing wood to sustain such an injury!

54 years old. Lives with his mum. I bet that's one of his tamer fetishes.

[10 Pence Short]

ad551 said:

No more tongue and groove for him then...

I would say that exactly what he'll have to do from now on. He's gone an knackered the best tool for the job.

[BrabusMog]

V8mate said:

saleen836 said:

One can only assume he has a fetish of being naked while sawing wood to sustain such an injury!

54 years old. Lives with his mum. I bet that's one of his tamer fetishes.

[filthstreet]

mother said:

"I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident,"

Edited by filthstreet on Sunday 2nd August 13:33

[Tycho]

He's definately a dangerous but not very sharp tool himself....

How the hell could you do that though.....

[x 7usc]

plenty of less dangerous tools vibrate in a way to cause sexual plesure, the orbital sander with no paper on it is by far the best

[NightDriver]

Article said:

"Stuart Keen's mother, Edna, told The Sunday Telegraph her son had been cutting wood"

Yes, I think that was the problem!

[V8mate]

x 7usc said:

plenty of less dangerous tools vibrate in a way to cause sexual plesure, the orbital sander with no paper on it is by far the best

Applied firmly to the end of your knob?

Weirdo.

[10 Pence Short]

V8mate said:

x 7usc said:

plenty of less dangerous tools vibrate in a way to cause sexual plesure, the orbital sander with no paper on it is by far the best

Applied firmly to the end of your knob?

Will do.

Thought you might.

[x 7usc]

10 Pence Short said:

V8mate said:

x 7usc said:

plenty of less dangerous tools vibrate in a way to cause sexual plesure, the orbital sander with no paper on it is by far the best

Applied firmly to the end of your knob?

Will do.

Thought you might.