Sinned on so many levels...

[AB]

So my parents are away... "water the hanging baskets" "feed the cat" "pick up the mail etc"

Feck it, I'm going to stay the night.

Sin number 1, donner meat and chips... it tastes pretty nice after a tennis match, but feel very guilty, my poor body.

Sin number 2, Balvenie 1971 'vintage cask' single malt. Quarter of a bottle down so far... £50 worth?

Sin number 3, I can't find the cat

Sin number 4, mail is still on the door mat

Sin number 5, one of the hanging baskets appears to be beyond repair.

Ah well.

[joesmoe]

might aswell add to the sins get some filthy slut round and bang her all around the house

[Arese]

AB said:

So my parents are away... "water the hanging baskets" "feed the cat" "pick up the mail etc"

Feck it, I'm going to stay the night.

Sin number 1, donner meat and chips... it tastes pretty nice after a tennis match, but feel very guilty, my poor body.

Sin number 2, Balvenie 1971 'vintage cask' single malt. Quarter of a bottle down so far... £50 worth?

Sin number 3, I can't find the cat

Sin number 4, mail is still on the door mat

Sin number 5, one of the hanging baskets appears to be beyond repair.

Ah well.

1 - I'm with you on that. Just go the gym tomorrow.
2 - You are going to have a sore head tomorrow, so you can't go the gym.
3 - It'll come back when it's hungry.
4 - Go and pick it up.
5 - Not your fault, just go and put water in it. Broke or not.

ETA - Do what joe said too

Edited by Arese on Tuesday 4th August 21:24

[AB]

Arese said:

AB said:

So my parents are away... "water the hanging baskets" "feed the cat" "pick up the mail etc"

Feck it, I'm going to stay the night.

Sin number 1, donner meat and chips... it tastes pretty nice after a tennis match, but feel very guilty, my poor body.

Sin number 2, Balvenie 1971 'vintage cask' single malt. Quarter of a bottle down so far... £50 worth?

Sin number 3, I can't find the cat

Sin number 4, mail is still on the door mat

Sin number 5, one of the hanging baskets appears to be beyond repair.

Ah well.

1 - I'm with you on that. Just go the gym tomorrow.
2 - You are going to have a sore head tomorrow, so you can't go the gym.
3 - It'll come back when it's hungry.
4 - Go and pick it up.
5 - Not your fault, just go and put water in it. Broke or not.

ETA - Do what joe said too

Edited by Arese on Tuesday 4th August 21:24

1. That'll never happen
2. That'll be my excuse
3. I kinda think it will be hungry as I didn't feed it yesterday
4. I'll do it tomorrow
5. As above

I would do as Joe said, but the OH is on holiday.

[Glade]

st... my parents are away too. I knew there was something i was supposed to do this week!

[AB]

Glade said:

st... my parents are away too. I knew there was something i was supposed to do this week!

I'm a bit concerned about the cat - i've not been around for 4 days.

[carter711]

You badboy.

[AB]

Yerrrs, well at this point, I'm not too bothered.

Poor cat though, he's 21 years old - I'd never be forgiven if he's never seen again.

[colonel c]

AB said:

Arese said:

AB said:

So my parents are away... "water the hanging baskets" "feed the cat" "pick up the mail etc"

Feck it, I'm going to stay the night.

Sin number 1, donner meat and chips... it tastes pretty nice after a tennis match, but feel very guilty, my poor body.

Sin number 2, Balvenie 1971 'vintage cask' single malt. Quarter of a bottle down so far... £50 worth?

Sin number 3, I can't find the cat

Sin number 4, mail is still on the door mat

Sin number 5, one of the hanging baskets appears to be beyond repair.

Ah well.

1 - I'm with you on that. Just go the gym tomorrow.
2 - You are going to have a sore head tomorrow, so you can't go the gym.
3 - It'll come back when it's hungry.
4 - Go and pick it up.
5 - Not your fault, just go and put water in it. Broke or not.

ETA - Do what joe said too

Edited by Arese on Tuesday 4th August 21:24

1. That'll never happen
2. That'll be my excuse
3. I kinda think it will be hungry as I didn't feed it yesterday
4. I'll do it tomorrow
5. As above

I would do as Joe said, but the OH is on holiday.

All the more reason.....
Just don't wipe your knob on the curtains.

[crofty1984]

AB said:

2. That'll be my excuse

"ooh I'm currently hungover" as an excuse for avoiding thegym? Bloody hell.




I usually can justify "I sneezed in March 1997, therefore I can't go to the gym as I may have swine flu". Lightweight.

[Nolar Dog]

Oops!

[Mr Trophy]

Mine go away next week. I need to hire security.

[parakitaMol.]

fking hell.

[CarZee]

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

[HRG.]

CarZee said:

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

He wouldn't be if you'd met him...


Oh, and to the OP, one day you'll be a parent and learn the meaning of the word disappointment.

[AB]

HRG. said:

Oh, and to the OP, one day you'll be a parent and learn the meaning of the word disappointment.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...

[HRG.]

AB said:

HRG. said:

Oh, and to the OP, one day you'll be a parent and learn the meaning of the word disappointment.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...

'Fraid so, hanging baskets are important once you're beyond a certain age...

[CarZee]

HRG. said:

one day you'll be a parent and learn the meaning of the word disappointment.

Yeah - I know it.. I got a dictionary and the story was all over the place.

[CarZee]

HRG. said:

'Fraid so, hanging baskets are important once you're beyond a certain age...

80?

[HRG.]

CarZee said:

HRG. said:

'Fraid so, hanging baskets are important once you're beyond a certain age...

80?

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