PH suggestions for wedding table names

[B15TT0]

Right, I've been given the task of naming the tables at my upcoming wedding.

There'll be about 12 tables and having had `1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12` vetoed i'm apparently in need of something `more imaginative`.

Being a PHer I'm thinking car manufacturers or perhaps racing drivers/bikers. Got to be careful though as while i'd quite happily sit down at Agostini, I wouldn't be so thrilled with Mansell..

Famous PH type places perhaps? (i'll suggest the Oxo tower now to save anyone else feeling the need )

(and yeah I KNOW I am TOTALLY in charge of organising this wedding and am really trusted by my future wife to be given such a key task, but listen, this thread's not about that)

Cheers.

[PhantomHumper]

Past conquests?

[ewenm]

Race Circuits? Silverstone - Le Mans - Monaco - Bathurst - Nurburgring - Laguna Seca etc.
Models from a favourite manufacturer? Excel - Esprit - Elise - Evora etc.

Edit: A theme that means something to you and your OH is probably better though...

Edited by ewenm on Thursday 6th August 14:25

[Famous Graham]

PhantomHumper said:

Past conquests?

[Neil_H]

I'd go for parts/ areas of the body, then you can put people you don't like on the 'arse' table.

(I wouldn't make it car related, that's terminally sad.)

[bridgdav]

In true PH Fashion:

Doggie, Cowgirl, Missionary, Spoon, Butterfly, Rodeo etc etc

[B15TT0]

PhantomHumper said:

Past conquests?

LOL! Good shout.

I could even utilise the table numbers to provide a kind of ranking system, with table 1 being for the favourite ex who you'll always wonder `what if` about 10 years down the line when you're half a bottle of Gin to the worse!

Can't do it though unfortunately. People would keep asking me why one of the tables was named after my wife's mother...

[Steamer]

Famous Graham said:

PhantomHumper said:

Past conquests?

Especially if the small table hidden away at the back was called 'Brian'

[Dupont666]

A friend of mine did locations that meant something to him and his OH.

[Famous Graham]

Scottish islands?

Harris, Skye, Mull etc

[Piers917]

ewenm said:

Race Circuits? Silverstone - Le Mans - Monaco - Bathurst - Nurburgring - Laguna Seca etc.
Models from a favourite manufacturer? Excel - Esprit - Elise - Evora etc.

Edit: A theme that means something to you and your OH is probably better though...

Edited by ewenm on Thursday 6th August 14:25

I was going to do circuits, but ended up doing manufacturers. Ferrari, Aston Martin etc.

[Plaice]

Go for names that mean something to you.

Friends wedding next weekend for example and they've gone for names taken from the ships and planets in Battlestar Galactica. Means a little more to him than her but they both enjoy it and it's slightly different from the norm.

HTH

[Dupont666]

Piers917 said:

ewenm said:

Race Circuits? Silverstone - Le Mans - Monaco - Bathurst - Nurburgring - Laguna Seca etc.
Models from a favourite manufacturer? Excel - Esprit - Elise - Evora etc.

Edit: A theme that means something to you and your OH is probably better though...

Edited by ewenm on Thursday 6th August 14:25

I was going to do circuits, but ended up doing manufacturers. Ferrari, Aston Martin etc.

Who got Lada, BMW and Audi

[Ponk]

I went to a wedding recently and the tables were named after Arnie films, the top table was called Terminator

[PhantomHumper]

Plaice said:

Go for names that mean something to you.

Friends wedding next weekend for example and they've gone for names taken from the ships and planets in Battlestar Galactica. Means a little more to him than her but they both enjoy it and it's slightly different from the norm.

HTH

Wow, get the invites out!

[B15TT0]

Neil_H said:

I'd go for parts/ areas of the body, then you can put people you don't like on the 'arse' table.

(I wouldn't make it car related, that's terminally sad.)

12 body parts?? WTF?

. Head.
. Torso.
. Left Arm
. Right Arm
. Left Leg
. Right Leg
. Cock
. Arse
. errrmm... Shin?
. .... Elbow?
. ...........Adams Apple?
. Earlobe!

Thanks for coming in today. We'll err... let you know.

[JuniorD]

ewenm said:

Race Circuits? Silverstone - Le Mans - Monaco - Bathurst - Nurburgring - Laguna Seca etc.
Models from a favourite manufacturer? Excel - Esprit - Elise - Evora etc.

Edit: A theme that means something to you and your OH is probably better though...

Edited by ewenm on Thursday 6th August 14:25

Who gets to sit at the Spa table?

[Justayellowbadge]

August: Honeymoon
September: Wedded Bliss
October: Wedded Bliss(ish)
Novemebr: Suspicions
December: Christmas Hiatus
January: Last Shag
February: Silence
March: Questions
April: Arguments
May: Screaming
June: Silence
July: 'Dear John'

[trooperiziz]

1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144

[ascayman]

B15TT0 said:

PhantomHumper said:

Past conquests?

Can't do it though unfortunately. People would keep asking me why one of the tables was named after my wife's mother...

are you getting married in norwich?