It's all just penis envy

[Smiler.]

Some bloke on R4 now reckons men who drive cars (???) are deficient in the trouser department (amongst other gems).

Now, it order to gleam the pearls of wisdom dribbling forth from this chap, you will (if you can be arsed) need to visit the beeb's R4 site & listen again to womans hour.

Sorry.


Oh, and he also reckons that women are orange fake-tanned bimbos (or summat).

In the other corner, I give you Quentin Wilson.

Carry-on

[ypauly]

Smiler. said:

Some bloke on R4 now reckons men who drive cars (???) are deficient in the trouser department (amongst other gems).

Now, it order to gleam the pearls of wisdom dribbling forth from this chap, you will (if you can be arsed) need to visit the beeb's R4 site & listen again to womans hour.

Sorry.


Oh, and he also reckons that women are orange fake-tanned bimbos (or summat).

In the other corner, I give you Quentin Wilson.

Carry-on

Did you ring and tell them size doesn't matter?

[Oakey]

Such a stupid statement really. If you've done alright for yourself, and you have a decent bit of money, then why would you drive a st car? And it applies to everything, you don't work hard to better yourself and standard of living just so you can buy the crappest TV, or the crappest house, or the crappest fridge freezer, etc.


There's a very worrying trend in this country to hate on people who have done okay for themselves. At the end it all comes down to jealousy, people hate to see someone is better than they are, hate that they might have a better house, a better car, etc.

[Nolar Dog]

Oakey said:

There's a very worrying trend in this country to hate on people who have done okay for themselves.

Almost as worrying as the trend for talking like a septic.

[Oakey]

Nolar Dog said:

Oakey said:

There's a very worrying trend in this country to hate on people who have done okay for themselves.

Almost as worrying as the trend for talking like a septic.

I'm so sorry, what was I thinking, let me correct that;


There's a very worrying trend in this country to express hatred and utter contempt towards people who have done okay for themselves.

Edited by Oakey on Friday 7th August 10:57

[Jesus TF Christ]

Oakey said:

Nolar Dog said:

Oakey said:

There's a very worrying trend in this country to hate on people who have done okay for themselves.

Almost as worrying as the trend for talking like a septic.

I'm so sorry, what was I thinking, let me correct that;


There's a very worrying trend in this country to express hatred and utter contempt towards people who have done okay for themselves.

Edited by Oakey on Friday 7th August 10:57

And if they're Northern, that makes it even worse.

[Nolar Dog]

Oakey said:

Nolar Dog said:

Oakey said:

There's a very worrying trend in this country to hate on people who have done okay for themselves.

Almost as worrying as the trend for talking like a septic.

I'm so sorry, what was I thinking, let me correct that;


There's a very worrying trend in this country to express hatred and utter contempt towards people who have done okay for themselves.

Thanks.

Edited by Nolar Dog on Friday 7th August 11:15

[ShadownINja]

Smiler. said:

Some bloke on R4 now reckons men who drive cars (???) are deficient in the trouser department (amongst other gems).

All male drivers?

I tell you what, fkwits who come up with this kind of statement are lacking in the brain department.

[shakotan]

Isn't it supposed to be, men that drive BIG cars are lacking in the trouser department?

Which is why I drive one of the smallest cars around...

[Graham E]

I love these theories. I actually apply them when banter is needed (well, when in debates with TVR men, or anyone in a scooby).

However, If one applies all of the theories together, I am a gay, hairdressing ladyboy, with a small penis, who couldn't afford a proper Porsche, and wasn't man enough for the 3.2.

However, thats fine by me - as long as it's sunny this weekend - I'll be being small penised and girly in the middle of the yorkshire moors with a smile on my face.

[Oakey]

shakotan said:

Isn't it supposed to be, men that drive BIG cars are lacking in the trouser department?

Which is why I drive one of the smallest cars around...

I assumed that's what the OP meant, however, if the OP is in fact correct that the guy said 'men who drive cars' (and that's simply 'cars' rather than flash cars) then the bloke needs shooting. In the face. Repeatedly. So as to prevent any more contamination of the gene pool.

[900T-R]

Oakey said:

Nolar Dog said:

Oakey said:

There's a very worrying trend in this country to hate on people who have done okay for themselves.

Almost as worrying as the trend for talking like a septic.

I'm so sorry, what was I thinking, let me correct that;


There's a very worrying trend in this country to express hatred and utter contempt towards people who have done okay for themselves.

Sorry, but that's still a load of ballcocks. People tend to look at folks that buy stuff purely for the purpose of showing how they've done okay for themselves, and see the Emperor doesn't wear any clothes. It's one of the big reasons the whole Western economy is on its arse - large parts of the population buying stuff on the never never to replace items that were perfectly well suited for their purpose, with no realistic chance of sustaining that habit in the long run. Most people have a somewhat inflated estimation about their added value to economy and the financial sector has been pandering to them in more than one way - until the truth came to light in a rather inconvenient way...

Also the monetary value of items ays very little about their cr*pness. Soetimes the relationship is inverse when you get above a certain - relatively modest- price level. Look at aftermarket wheels or clothing for proof.

Edited by 900T-R on Friday 7th August 11:14

[Dan_1981]

I thought this was going to be another one of those hermaphrodite threads......

[900T-R]

Having said that, I've never come across an able bodied bloke above a certain age who didn't hold a license and wasn't a complete wet fart.

[sleep envy]

Dan_1981 said:

I thought this was going to be another one of those hermaphrodite threads......

tickle your fancy do they?

[SoapyShowerBoy]

Smiler. said:

(if you can be arsed) need to visit the beeb's R4 site & listen again to womans hour.

I bloody hate women’s hour, such a waste of airtime! I don't even want an equivalent Men’s hour, as it would be full of the same bloody biased nonsense!

[Loaded1me]

ypauly said:

Smiler. said:

Some bloke on R4 now reckons men who drive cars (???) are deficient in the trouser department (amongst other gems).

Now, it order to gleam the pearls of wisdom dribbling forth from this chap, you will (if you can be arsed) need to visit the beeb's R4 site & listen again to womans hour.

Sorry.


Oh, and he also reckons that women are orange fake-tanned bimbos (or summat).

In the other corner, I give you Quentin Wilson.

Carry-on

Did you ring and tell them size doesn't matter?

Piston Heads.
Size doesn't matter!

[308mate]

Smiler. said:

listen again to womans hour.

No thanks. I dont listen to this the first time around for the exact reasons listed. Controversy for the sake of it.

Edited by 308mate on Friday 7th August 11:36

[Dan_1981]

sleep envy said:

Dan_1981 said:

I thought this was going to be another one of those hermaphrodite threads......

tickle your fancy do they?

That depends on how long they are

[ShadownINja]

900T-R said:

Having said that, I've never come across an able bodied bloke above a certain age who didn't hold a license and wasn't a complete wet fart.

Now that you say that, I don't know anyone who doesn't have a driving licence. What are these people like? Are they all self-righteous about not driving and forget that they are lucky to have a decent public transport system because they live right in the centre of town?