Friday "Displacement Actiity"

[Nidjit]

Inspired by something I heard on the radio yesterday...it got me thinking. How many things/characters that aren't human can I think of that I actually loathe and despise??

Alarmingly, I came up with quite a few. Here's a starter for ten...

1. The Churchill dog from the adverts. I'd reverse over him.
2. Spongebob squarepants. He's violently yellow, and never seems to close his mouth.
3. Max Headroom
4. Shrek
5. That stupid mobile phone from the Mazuma mobile ads. grrrrrrrr
6. Tintin. Because of that quiff.
7. The paperclip from Microsoft Word. Smug little git.
8. Mr. Muscle. How come he's gone all American all of a sudden?? He's sold out.
9. Most of the faces in the Guess Who? game.
10. The Iams cat.

Please feel free to chime in, people.

A

[SoapyShowerBoy]

We all know a Frans, and they are so bloody boring!


Meerkat, simples.Utter utter retard

[spurs-442]

have to agree with the Churchill ones - especially the friggin kareoke advert

i'd also go with the new orange advert which has several on but its the screaming peg-like creature that scuttles along the screen

[Nigol]

Sticking with the adverts but with humans, those people on that confused.com advert -

and that annoying sound that when the boy with the long hair draws a little picture an shows it - dunnaaaaa!

[OnTheOverrun]

I'm not terribly enamoured by all those 'kids needing a sh!t' adverts. "I wanna do a pooh at blah-blahs house".

And yet if I drove to the TV studios and decapitated the dump-needing child with a lawn-edging tool, I'd be the one in trouble.

And while we're on it - WTF are all those 'stool-aftening' adverts about with vacuous bints in a restaurant discussing how hard their turds are? I despair, I really do.

[Frankeh]

Churchill dog
Meerkat
Any of the characters from space jam.

[Nidjit]

SoapyShowerBoy said:

Meerkat, simples.Utter utter retard

I agree absolutely. AND they're little African creatures. So why the Russian accent, huh?

[Marf]

Nidjit said:

SoapyShowerBoy said:

Meerkat, simples.Utter utter retard

I agree absolutely. AND they're little African creatures. So why the Russian accent, huh?

Because a Russian Meerkat is funnier than an African Meerkat, simples!

[Nigol]

Hang on i want to change mine!

webuyanycar.com

i'm not violent, but if i met the guy who raps on that i will slap him.

any,any,any,any

Edited by Nigol on Friday 7th August 11:50

Edited by Nigol on Friday 7th August 11:50

[littleandy0410]

Directline phone and mouse.

ETA: Almost all kids TV shows. CBeebies, AAAAAAARGHHHH!!!!!!

Edited by littleandy0410 on Friday 7th August 11:52

[Poledriver]

I hate inanimate objects which don't do what they are told, or fight back!

E.g.
The rake in the garden which you step on.
The door which kept moving while I was trying to fit a hinge. I showed that one Ha! I put my fist through it (OW!)
The engine with a mis-fire that no-one can find (That one is still winning!)

[A.Wang]

Pikeys.

[pilchardthecat]

The singing prick from the Halifax adverts

[r1chardb]

pilchardthecat said:

The singing prick from the Halifax adverts

I'm fairly sure he is a human to be honest...

& Spongebob is great.

[mattviatura]

All the singing pricks from the Halifax adverts.

But Howard the most.

Also Felix the cat and that irritating little bd that says "Express Delivery" on the Daily Express advert.

[madrob6]

Cheerful lot aren't you? Cheer up it's Friday!

[bigjimmy]

The Stig.

Im so over that. Surely anyone who reads TopGear magazine and watches the show has to be bored of him. The only time he's interesting is when the celebs talk about his teachings. However, that’s when he's more of a real person and not the stig.

[Steamer]

r1chardb said:

pilchardthecat said:

The singing prick from the Halifax adverts

I'm fairly sure he is a human to be honest...

& Spongebob is great.

Arrr - but he did appear in animated form once or twice too.

Either way, its safe to safe he is probably appearing in the job center once or twice now too!

[Nidjit]

Well at least it's not just me that finds these cartoons/voices/CGI entities vexing... Good work, people, keep 'em coming.

Avs

[DrTre]

I hold no hatred that comes close to my hatred of Scrappy Do.