Revenge on thieving pikeys?
Revenge on thieving pikeys?
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UncappedTag

Original Poster:

2,102 posts

208 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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Extremely petty, but the gym I go to that has a pool. G/f last night as per usual leaves her bag of non valuables in the shower block with just her towel and shampoo. The gym is very accomodating and provides all washing products, shower gel, shampoo & conditioner. Anyway some pikey decided that my g/f's bottle of whatever was more appealing and stole it.

So between witchy and myself we are trying to conduct a plan of revenge to add to a near empty bottle while trying to retain consistency colour and the like. So far we have:

1) Bottle of food die
2) UHT Glue/superglue
3) better not say for being banned

& 4 the route of potentially putting in a rat/squirrel trap in the bag.

What other options are available to us biggrin

metro lover

553 posts

210 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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3 smile

fathomfive

11,064 posts

213 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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dibbers006 said:
Imac
Going to be hard to fit one inside a bottle though. wink

ETA: quoted you before you deleted. hehe

Edited by fathomfive on Friday 7th August 12:48

UncappedTag

Original Poster:

2,102 posts

208 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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fathomfive said:
dibbers006 said:
Imac
Going to be hard to fit one inside a bottle though. wink
LOL, I saw this and thought it was a non serious post, but IMMAC, genius smile

mat13

1,977 posts

204 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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veet hair removal cream

Neil_H

15,407 posts

274 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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Hydrochloric acid - no seriously.

Dupont666

22,533 posts

215 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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UncappedTag said:
fathomfive said:
dibbers006 said:
Imac
Going to be hard to fit one inside a bottle though. wink
LOL, I saw this and thought it was a non serious post, but IMMAC, genius smile
Dont forget to add some oils to it (sandle wood, etc) as hair revmoval cream smells pretty rank.

308mate

13,758 posts

245 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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Diamond drilling Viscosifier.

The more water they add, the slipperier everything will get and it looks just like shampoo. At worst - unpleasant shower. At best some dirty pikey will slip over and break their car-thieving neck.

http://www.messina-oilchem.com/PDs/REDI-COAT%20PD....

Edited by 308mate on Friday 7th August 12:55

Halb

53,012 posts

206 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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Those crabs that another poster posted in another thread?biggrin

Touring Remo

3,665 posts

236 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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Get a half empty bottle and top it up with bleach??

Saying that my best mate is a chemistry teacher let me know the colour/product and il get him to conjour something up. smile

mat13

1,977 posts

204 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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caesium suspended in oil

Carfiend

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232 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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mat13 said:
caesium suspended in oil
Do it!

dirty doug

485 posts

218 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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man fat?

Saddle bum

4,211 posts

242 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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Polonium.

Dupont666

22,533 posts

215 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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capsicum oil or capsicum crystals in oil?

collateral

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241 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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dirty doug said:
man milk
efa

Marf

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Botulism

Mattygooner

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King Herald

23,501 posts

239 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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Is, er, 'witchy' bright enough not to forget the plan and use the man milk/acid/cyanide/drilling mud on herself when she gets out of the gym?


Just a thought.


getmecoat

artywiz

117 posts

252 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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If it's a shampoo bottle why don't you fill it with 'sun in' hair bleach.......is effective over time and sends those with dark hair a real nice orangey colour!