Man blames cat for downloading kiddie porn

[vixen1700]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/deadlineusa/2009/a...

Dear oh dear.

[Zod]

Give the cat to that paranoid loon who posted about the pedalophile last week.

[rocksteadyeddie]

I've seen a cat play with a mouse. That could happen.

[Zod]

dibbers006 said:

I think that is entirely plausible, I mean, some cat keeps jumping on and Navigating to Pistonheads when I am trying to work

could that be because you have visited PH before? I wonder what that says for the subject of this story.

[tuglet]

Maybe the cat was looking for kittie porn?













Sorry.

[tvrolet]

tuglet said:

Maybe the cat was looking for kittie porn?

Kittie Purrn surely?

Or just wanted to see small pussies?

[MitchT]

tvrolet said:

tuglet said:

Maybe the cat was looking for kittie porn?

Kittie Purrn surely?

Or just wanted to see small pussies?

[Four Cofffee]

Given the gullibility of our legal system and jurors he should ask to be extradicted here and truied in Liverpool. They believed Stephen Gerrard and he had less credible excuse.

[robinhood21]

MitchT said:

tvrolet said:

tuglet said:

Maybe the cat was looking for kittie porn?

Kittie Purrn surely?

Or just wanted to see small pussies?

Have another

It all sounds a tad fishy to me!

[squirrel2007]

Bet that bloke who's being extradited to the US for hacking into NASA to find evidence of UFOs is wishing he'd thought of that excuse!!

[GTIR]

Those pussies are a devious lot. Today porn tommorow the WORLD!

Mhhuuuuueoooowww.!!!!!

(Says a cat sitting in a big chair while stroking a bald man.)

[IanMorewood]

Downloaded 10,000 files – all bets are off, you is Bubba’s new b1tch.

[dxg]

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Edited by dxg on Tuesday 11th August 13:54

[AbarthChris]

Zod said:

Give the cat to that paranoid loon who posted about the pedalophile last week.

Was that in the Pedal powered forum?

[Zod]

AbarthChris said:

Zod said:

Give the cat to that paranoid loon who posted about the pedalophile last week.

Was that in the Pedal powered forum?

Or the boats bit?

[GC8]

Zod said:

Give the cat to that paranoid loon who posted about the pedalophile last week.

WTF is a pedalophile? Is it person interested in some sort of tricycle-based perversity? Perhaps you mean paedophile?

[Zod]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. That is the whole bloody point: the paranoid moron typed "pedalophile".

I may make the odd typo, but I don't make mistakes like that. I am a senior officer of the Spelling and Grammar Police, I'll have you know.

[chunkymonkey71]

Bet that Iams cat is a paedophile. fking sounds like one anyway...

I HATE the Iams Cat.

[Tunku]

vixen1700 said:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/deadlineusa/2009/a...

Dear oh dear.

Sounds like that story about a bloke who claimed he fell on a hairbrush or somesuch and had to have it removed from his rectum.

[GKP]

What do you suppose ceiling cat is up to right now?