Punching above your weight

[Rex Ironstone]

<smug mode> Ok so at the weekend I managed to somehow hook up with a gorgeous 21 year old tall slim blond with fantastic legs and an amazing arse. I know so many guys who would chop off their left nut to get with her</smug mode>

Here's the problem. I have no idea why me. I'm a bit podgy. Not really all that good looking. I have quite a hairy arse. Don't exactly have much money... or a personality.

She is interested in a relationship but I just can't seem to commit to anything as I'm constantly thinking that by next weekend she will have come to her senses and pissed off. And there is a good chance I'll find a way to fk it up anyway.

Should I just get in as many as possible why the good times last?
She seems to think she has finally found a guy that has his life sorted out.... She is wrong.
Should I just go on and let her think it? Or tell her what a fkup I actually am.

My housemate can't quite believe that I got her home and he has no idea whats going on either.

Could I actually be a studmuffin trapped in a fat hairy smelly body? Chances are slim.

[vixen1700]

Is she Eastern European and looking for a passport?

[IforB]

What are you? An idiot? Don't let your insecurities get in the way of it.

Just enjoy the ride!

[brum]

You have checked for a cock right?

RIGHT?

[Rex Ironstone]

vixen1700 said:

Is she Eastern European and looking for a passport?

No no We're both Aussie. Can't be that.

[Ozone]

Rex Ironstone said:

Should I just get in as many as possible why the good times last?

[Bollah]

Just carry on seeing her, you will have some good times and when it goes wrong, you will have something to look back on, plus you will be able to store her ass / tits in the wk bank

[trumpet 600]

Gender augmentation has improved leaps and bounds over the last decade.

[Maty]

Stop being a girl, talking about your insecurities etc, just keep banging it till she fks off!

[TEKNOPUG]

Rex Ironstone said:

vixen1700 said:

Is she Eastern European and looking for a passport?

No no We're both Aussie. Can't be that.

Is her name Keitha?

[Rex Ironstone]

Maty said:

Stop being a girl, talking about your insecurities etc, just keep banging it till she fks off!

Yeah, That's pretty good advice.

I'm friggin useless with chicks since my sweetheart of 7 years ditched me last year.

[GTIR]

Rex Ironstone said:

Maty said:

Stop being a girl, talking about your insecurities etc, just keep banging it till she fks off!

Yeah, That's pretty good advice.

I'm friggin useless with chicks since my sweetheart of 7 years ditched me last year.

7 years!
Jesus h Christ, get over it and move on.

7 years... Tsk

[donkeypunt]

Stop being a softun....you deserve this. Girls love a confident man so stop being a whimpering mess and plough her like there is no tomorrow.

[Shabs]

You sound out of your depth, pass her details on to me via PM, I have an Aussie passport somewhere so seem to meet the criteria

[Duke Thrust]

Go with it, you never know your luck.

[djohnson]

Rex Ironstone said:

Bleat bleat bleat

Less analysis, more porking. Got it?

[JJCW]

Just shag her as much as possible, worry about the future bit later.

[The_Jackal]

lol is she looking for somewhere to stay rent free.
Like you say mate she must be thinking she is getting something out of it.

[Dupont666]

indoors... outdoors... backdoors.... who gives a fk just go for it.

I punched above my weight a few times and I made DAMN sure that I got as many miles out of them as possible and did as many different things as possible before they came to their senses.

Also noted they were all foreign imports too!!

[Lord Pikey]

Post a picture of you and her with a pot of custard balancing on her head or we don't belive you