Cleaner at the Gym

[Colonial]

So I've recently joined a new gym. Everything is going great except there is this cleaner who tends to lurk around the changeroom/showers a bit too much.

I think he might be gay.

Now. The problem is, he is yet to check me out in any way, shape or form. I'm getting a bit self conscious about this. What's the best way of getting him to give me some of the attention I crave?

[fathomfive]

Drop the soap?

[Don1]

Use 'Mr Matey' bubble bath?

[phumy]

Wave your knob at him, he might get the picture

[Scotfox]

Jeez not this again !!!

[JJCW]

Didn't we do this?

[Don]

Colonial said:

So I've recently joined a new gym. Everything is going great except there is this cleaner who tends to lurk around the changeroom/showers a bit too much.

I think he might be gay.

Now. The problem is, he is yet to check me out in any way, shape or form. I'm getting a bit self conscious about this. What's the best way of getting him to give me some of the attention I crave?

Turn up in your MX5, wander into the showers and then call for an Ambiwlans.

[Jem Thompson]

Get a mapped 335D, he will be all over you. Then you can take him up the OXO tower.

[Road2Ruin]

Done. done, done. Bored, bored bored.

If you are really worried ask him, you never know he might let you have a feel.

[MacGee]

What's the best way of getting him to give me some of the attention I crave?
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show him your c*ck.....you c*ck.

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

I'm pretty sure we've had this thread before.

[MacGee]

I think OP is cruising......

[LeoZwalf]

Is this meant to be a joke? An in-joke in the P&P (well, Lounge... whatever) which only some people get?

It was done before, yes:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[ipwn]

ffs, fml

[ThatPhilBrettGuy]

Quality post. Not.