WHO'S YOUR DADDY...............!
WHO'S YOUR DADDY...............!
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Soovy

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35,829 posts

294 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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So…………… today sees the release onto the market of “Home DNA kits” which for £29.99 from all good pharmacies allow a man to swab the cheek of their child, swab their own cheek, and send the two samples off. Four days later, they get confirmation whether or not they are the father.

There are at least four blokes here who will be buying and using one today, to ensure that they have not been paying out for someone else’s kid.


There must be some women who are absolutely bricking it. Women who have lied and lied. And who are about to be shown as the liars they are.


Of course, on the radio this morning, there was a procession of women moaning about the rights of the mother and how awful this new product was. What about the thousands of poor saps who have been bringing up and paying for the milkman’s progeny?


At last, some rights for men. At long last.


There is a clear split in our office – all of the men think this is fantastic – to be able to confirm that you are the father, or not, and act accordingly. The women (surprise surprise!) think this is a breach of their ‘oooman ‘rahhhhhts. What about the human rights of men who are tricked into bringing up some else’s kid by SWT?


Anyone here buying one then?


Edited by Soovy on Thursday 13th August 09:52

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

240 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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You just wait.

"Hi Soov, it's your dad"

"Hi Dad! How are you?"

"I'm not your dad"

"Oh."

Soovy

Original Poster:

35,829 posts

294 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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10 Pence Short said:
You just wait.

"Hi Soov, it's your dad"

"Hi Dad! How are you?"

"I'm not your dad"

"Oh."
He's dead, m8.

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

240 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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Soovy said:
10 Pence Short said:
You just wait.

"Hi Soov, it's your dad"

"Hi Dad! How are you?"

"I'm not your dad"

"Oh."
He's dead, m8.
In which case the phone call would be all the more disturbing.

Soovy

Original Poster:

35,829 posts

294 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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10 Pence Short said:
Soovy said:
10 Pence Short said:
You just wait.

"Hi Soov, it's your dad"

"Hi Dad! How are you?"

"I'm not your dad"

"Oh."
He's dead, m8.
In which case the phone call would be all the more disturbing.
hehe

Back on topic.

Must be a few sweaty SWT's about this morning.


pork n beef

1,026 posts

200 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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O/T
Hi Sovy, did you get my email re: broken engine?

Cheers

sleep envy

62,260 posts

272 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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sweaty tits

cloud9

Soovy

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35,829 posts

294 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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pork n beef said:
O/T
Hi Sovy, did you get my email re: broken engine?

Cheers
Not yet - will check Hotmail at lunchtime,

SoapyShowerBoy

1,775 posts

218 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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Sweaty SWTs....Yum

Soovy

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35,829 posts

294 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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sleep envy said:
sweaty tits

cloud9
You are Rude Kid from VIZ AICMFP!

Don

28,378 posts

307 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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Soovy said:
Anyone here buying one then?
No kids so not me.

It's fking wonderful, though. I'm sure there will be some disadvantaged people out of this - including blokes - but it really will help produce some honesty between partners and that can only be a good thing.

pork n beef

1,026 posts

200 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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Soovy said:
sleep envy said:
sweaty tits

cloud9
You are Rude Kid from VIZ AICMFP!
Piss up a rope, fkstick.

p.s. thanks re: email.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

272 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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Soovy said:
sleep envy said:
sweaty tits

cloud9
You are Rude Kid from VIZ AICMFP!
granny pubes you

stifler

37,069 posts

211 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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It's about time that this happened. I reckon a couple of my mates will be buying them.

I know of one couple who insist on a genetic throwback going back 6 generations that makes "their" daughter half black. Xmas present for him maybe? scratchchin

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

221 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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Will this mean that Jeremy Kyle is banished from our screens - Hurrah for Science!

sleep envy

62,260 posts

272 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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stifler said:
I know of one couple who insist on a genetic throwback going back 6 generations that makes "their" daughter half black.
rofl

the look on his face when his daughter was born must have been a picture

Soovy

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35,829 posts

294 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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stifler said:
It's about time that this happened. I reckon a couple of my mates will be buying them.

I know of one couple who insist on a genetic throwback going back 6 generations that makes "their" daughter half black. Xmas present for him maybe? scratchchin
Hialrious how women all think this is awful.

A lot of home truths coming. And law suits for 18 years of fraudulently obtained money!!


Don

28,378 posts

307 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6014063/DNA...

This story would seem to suggest that one requires the permission of the mother, too.

They claim that the test has no legal standing.

My view would be so what? Once you know the truth you could go the legal route to get the proof if you felt it was worth your while...

Carfiend

3,186 posts

232 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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Might just buy one and swab my brother and one of the cats to see the reaction.

stifler

37,069 posts

211 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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sleep envy said:
stifler said:
I know of one couple who insist on a genetic throwback going back 6 generations that makes "their" daughter half black.
rofl

the look on his face when his daughter was born must have been a picture
The strange thing is, that he has just accepted that what she says is the truth. Crazy.