Colleague busted in German Toilet......

[s3fella]

I have just heard from my "troglodite" colleague (who makes no effort to speak anything but Loud English on his travels) that having entered "trap 1" at a German client's lavatory, this morning, and brazenly exited with newspaper, after laying a particularly long and great British cable, he bumped into two women from the client doing their makeup in the mirrors of the basins....

He thought that the lack of urinals was a "German thing" and whilst he has shrugged it off as a "well they should put pictures on the doors" thing, it has apparently caused quite stink at the client (pun intended).

Faced with a similar faux part, what would the PH massive suggest he now do.....(he's there tomorrow too and apparently he is expected to apploogise to the ladies who feel quite violated it seems! )

[Los Palmas 7]

If certain "specialist" videos are to be believed, I thought Jerry birds loved that st?

[Eric Mc]

I#d ask lawyer Max Mosely to represent me. He's an expert on German matters.

[Republik]

I'd say, "Ich überlasse es 10 Minuten wenn ich war sie."

Edited by Republik on Thursday 13th August 17:39

[Los Palmas 7]

"Wir vollen ein Auto mieten."

[F355gtb2009]

custard we need to see the cable arghhhhhhhhhh

[rhinochopig]

Republik said:

I'd say, "Ich überlasse es 10 Minuten wenn ich war sie."

Edited by Republik on Thursday 13th August 17:39

Anyone know the German for "do you have a metal coat hanger handy?"

[Steamer]

Peter O'Hanra-Hanranhan said:

"Ich Nichten Lickten"

[fathomfive]

I'm not sure what the German is for "Hiya pet, been for a st?"

[Elskeggso]

Steamer said:

Peter O'Hanra-Hanranhan said:

"Ich Nichten Lickten"

Trenter percenter

[s3fella]

Republik said:

I'd say, "Ich überlasse es 10 Minuten wenn ich war sie."

Edited by Republik on Thursday 13th August 17:39

I foresee a diplomatic incident brewing.

[V8mate]

s3fella said:

Republik said:

I'd say, "Ich überlasse es 10 Minuten wenn ich war sie."

Edited by Republik on Thursday 13th August 17:39

I foresee a diplomatic incident brewing.

I think the brewing has passed.

Through.