Write me a tag line........

[Tyre Smoke]

Here's the thing, we've decided to sponsor a slot on our local Heart radio and apart from our business name we get to add a tag line of 5/6 words. It goes like this

"Time Tunnel on Heart FM with Parkway Taxis Mid Devon" then we get the tag line. The best Heart can come up with is "Book your taxi on ....." which is hardly inspired or "Raising the standard in Mid Devon" which is better but I want something a little bit more catchy/witty.

So, Friday night loafers, what can you hit me with?

Mods, didn't quite know where to put this, but I thought here for a bit of levity on a Friday evening. Move it if you deem it appropriate somewhere else

[TheEnd]

Start your evening with Time Tunnel, end it being sick in the back of a Parkway's cab.

[SystemParanoia]

Don't get raped, mugged and murdered... catch a taxi instead!

[Four Cofffee]

Time to enjoy yourself

Time to party

Taxi's don't need to be taxing

Devon's Vomit Comet

Simples!

[Tyre Smoke]

TheEnd said:

Start your evening with Time Tunnel, end it being sick in the back of a Parkway's cab.

Except it's on between 9 and 10 weekday mornings, so would probably only get the meths drinkers!

[leggly]

Twated? taxi home? call now on .......

[Pesty]

SystemParanoia said:

Don't get raped, mugged and murdered... catch a taxi instead!

You have never caught a taxi in Rotherham have you.

[Tyre Smoke]

Four Cofffee said:

Devon's Vomit Comet

Simples!

You owe me a new keyboard.

[eldar]

Tyre Smoke said:

Four Cofffee said:

Devon's Vomit Comet

Simples!

You owe me a new keyboard.

Make that two

[TheEnd]

If the Time Tunnel won't take you back, we will at 3.50 a mile.

[AndrewW-G]

Morning After the night before? Parkway cabs cheaper than a 12 month ban

[Steamer]

"Parkway Taxis - with a wider music selection than the same fking Gabrielle and TakeThat tracks you get on this half arsed station"

The best serious suggestion isn't much better I'm afraid:

"Parkway Taxis - Park it and drink the night away'

[Tyre Smoke]

Steamer said:

"Parkway Taxis - with a wider music selection than the same fking Gabrielle and TakeThat tracks you get on this half arsed station"

I can't stand the station, but realise that despite me not liking it, 93000 listeners tune in to the Time Tunnel.

[V8mate]

Tyre Smoke said:

The best Heart can come up with is "Book your taxi on ....." which is hardly inspired

Though, considering the level of business the phone brings taxi companies, mentioning your phone number with the repetition of a radio ad is hardly a bad idea.

[Tyre Smoke]

V8Mate, I agree. I just wanted something a bit more thought out than "Book your taxi..." After all you are going to ring to book so before the phone number put something catchy/witty to make punters remember the number and name.

[71notout]

Out with mates, had a ball?
Now give Parkway a call!

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Drank too much, pulled a Troll?
Now give Parkway a call!

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Don't get pulled by the fuzz,
Just give Parkway a buzz!

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Don't get raped up the jacksie,
Safely home, Parkway Taxi!

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Lots of beer, then kebab,
Safely home, Parkway cab!

[Landlord]

"When it's time to travel call..."



"From memory lane to heatbreak hotel*, whatever the journey call..."


*I can't think of another "memory lane" type place.

[71notout]

Landlord said:

"When it's time to travel call..."



"From memory lane to heatbreak hotel*, whatever the journey call..."


*I can't think of another "memory lane" type place.

From Lovers' Lane to Heartbreak Hotel....

plays well against the Heartbreak one

[Tyre Smoke]

71notout said:

Landlord said:

"When it's time to travel call..."



"From memory lane to heatbreak hotel*, whatever the journey call..."


*I can't think of another "memory lane" type place.

From Lovers' Lane to Heartbreak Hotel....

plays well against the Heartbreak one

I quite like that, thank chaps

[GTIR]

Right up your street?