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Almost fell out of my bedroom window just then, in a fit of laughter.
3 kids trying to be all hard, just decided to take on the old red phone box across the road from me
1 on the phone
2 kicking the phone box
One has just kicked the phone back and either broken or sprained his ankle has he has fallen over screaming holding his ankle, by now I am sniggering sat on my window ledge having a ciggie, the other laughed at him called him a t
t I think then showed him how it was properly done, and punched the glass through on the phone box, I am guessing breaking his wrist and cutting his hands to shreds, and has now just run off up the road crying, of course mate 2 on phone has seen him do this and run after him, in the process kicking the other mate in the leg who is still on the floor in pain....
I of course have witnessed all this, couldnt find my phone to video, but as soon as the other started crying after the smash I just burst out laughing and then the other one kicking his mate and tripping over his bad leg, just sent me over the edge... Good god if the neighbours had witnessed that, and I had fallen out of my window, they would be pissing themselves laughing like I was, then probably would of pissed themselves laughing at me falling out of my window bk naked
If I had my phone and I wasnt bk naked, well if I had shoes at least around by me and a pot of Birds custard I would of run across the road, just to take a picture of them, and then point and laugh at them, then perhaps call the police and run off and become the bk naked custard avenger
Karma its a beautiful thing sometimes, and if I find out who it was, I will inform the police of there caper,
fk I wish I had it on video, would be like the om nom nom nom wall kicking incident fkity fk fk balls 
3 kids trying to be all hard, just decided to take on the old red phone box across the road from me
1 on the phone
2 kicking the phone box
One has just kicked the phone back and either broken or sprained his ankle has he has fallen over screaming holding his ankle, by now I am sniggering sat on my window ledge having a ciggie, the other laughed at him called him a t
t I think then showed him how it was properly done, and punched the glass through on the phone box, I am guessing breaking his wrist and cutting his hands to shreds, and has now just run off up the road crying, of course mate 2 on phone has seen him do this and run after him, in the process kicking the other mate in the leg who is still on the floor in pain....I of course have witnessed all this, couldnt find my phone to video, but as soon as the other started crying after the smash I just burst out laughing and then the other one kicking his mate and tripping over his bad leg, just sent me over the edge... Good god if the neighbours had witnessed that, and I had fallen out of my window, they would be pissing themselves laughing like I was, then probably would of pissed themselves laughing at me falling out of my window b
k nakedIf I had my phone and I wasnt b
k naked, well if I had shoes at least around by me and a pot of Birds custard I would of run across the road, just to take a picture of them, and then point and laugh at them, then perhaps call the police and run off and become the bk naked custard avengerKarma its a beautiful thing sometimes, and if I find out who it was, I will inform the police of there caper,
f
k I wish I had it on video, would be like the om nom nom nom wall kicking incident fkity fk fk balls TheEnd said:
reminds me of this classic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT9n96afZaA
I must be pshyic, i have seen that video so many times and 99% of the time i know it will be that one when its posted (no i havent memorised the url)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT9n96afZaA
oh well pits, your video could have been the new one of that, if you had taped it
Mojooo said:
TheEnd said:
reminds me of this classic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT9n96afZaA
I must be pshyic, i have seen that video so many times and 99% of the time i know it will be that one when its posted (no i havent memorised the url)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT9n96afZaA
oh well pits, your video could have been the new one of that, if you had taped it
kity fk fk fks!!!! However I did something especially for PH, I got myself dressed, went into the kitchen picked out a tin of, yes you guessed it, Birds Custard and walked across the road and took some pics, it appears unfortunatly he didnt cut himself, just a broken wrist or some fingers, and I when did they change the glass to plastic, it makes a similar smashing noiseThis is what has taken the kids ankle out, not that I have done this before (seriously I havnt) but he has kicked far to high, going to put him off balance, kicking a semi solid object that high up, how stupid can you get
Here is what has probably monged the other kids hand up
I hope I have delivered
I am glad no one walked past and asked what I was doing though
"Errr what are you up to"
"oh just custard testing"
KingRichard said:
What the fk?
Seriously... only on Pistonheads would somebody wander out to a smashed up phonebox with a packet of custard
Excuse me!!!! A pack of custard, I will have you know thats a tub with a resealable lid, and what makes it even better, is I dont even like custardk?Seriously... only on Pistonheads would somebody wander out to a smashed up phonebox with a packet of custard
Edited by pits on Tuesday 18th August 01:09
pits said:
Almost fell out of my bedroom window just then, in a fit of laughter.
3 kids trying to be all hard, just decided to take on the old red phone box across the road from me
1 on the phone
2 kicking the phone box
One has just kicked the phone back and either broken or sprained his ankle has he has fallen over screaming holding his ankle, by now I am sniggering sat on my window ledge having a ciggie, the other laughed at him called him a tt I think then showed him how it was properly done, and punched the glass through on the phone box, I am guessing breaking his wrist and cutting his hands to shreds, and has now just run off up the road crying, of course mate 2 on phone has seen him do this and run after him, in the process kicking the other mate in the leg who is still on the floor in pain....
I of course have witnessed all this, couldnt find my phone to video, but as soon as the other started crying after the smash I just burst out laughing and then the other one kicking his mate and tripping over his bad leg, just sent me over the edge... Good god if the neighbours had witnessed that, and I had fallen out of my window, they would be pissing themselves laughing like I was, then probably would of pissed themselves laughing at me falling out of my window bk naked
If I had my phone and I wasnt bk naked, well if I had shoes at least around by me and a pot of Birds custard I would of run across the road, just to take a picture of them, and then point and laugh at them, then perhaps call the police and run off and become the bk naked custard avenger
Karma its a beautiful thing sometimes, and if I find out who it was, I will inform the police of there caper,
fk I wish I had it on video, would be like the om nom nom nom wall kicking incident fkity fk fk balls
All classic! 3 kids trying to be all hard, just decided to take on the old red phone box across the road from me
1 on the phone
2 kicking the phone box
One has just kicked the phone back and either broken or sprained his ankle has he has fallen over screaming holding his ankle, by now I am sniggering sat on my window ledge having a ciggie, the other laughed at him called him a t
t I think then showed him how it was properly done, and punched the glass through on the phone box, I am guessing breaking his wrist and cutting his hands to shreds, and has now just run off up the road crying, of course mate 2 on phone has seen him do this and run after him, in the process kicking the other mate in the leg who is still on the floor in pain....I of course have witnessed all this, couldnt find my phone to video, but as soon as the other started crying after the smash I just burst out laughing and then the other one kicking his mate and tripping over his bad leg, just sent me over the edge... Good god if the neighbours had witnessed that, and I had fallen out of my window, they would be pissing themselves laughing like I was, then probably would of pissed themselves laughing at me falling out of my window b
k nakedIf I had my phone and I wasnt b
k naked, well if I had shoes at least around by me and a pot of Birds custard I would of run across the road, just to take a picture of them, and then point and laugh at them, then perhaps call the police and run off and become the bk naked custard avengerKarma its a beautiful thing sometimes, and if I find out who it was, I will inform the police of there caper,
f
k I wish I had it on video, would be like the om nom nom nom wall kicking incident fkity fk fk balls 
Mojooo said:
first time i have seen a completed custard test
we dont have custard at home, wodner if i should keep one just incase
Like I said, I dont even like custard we dont have custard at home, wodner if i should keep one just incase
EDLT said:
If only the police turned up while you were taking pictures.
k do I explain this" but then I would ask if I could custard test them to show that they had turned up and had spoken to me///M3 said:
Thanks for the custard test
No problems 
theboyfold said:
I love the fact you are ready for a random custard test!
Like I always say, if your not prepared, then your unprepared...I guess??? I am always ready to do a custard test for a worthwhile cause that has brightened my morning up no end. Top quality custarding.Reminds me of when I started seeing my ex-wife. Sitting up in her bedroom, we heard a lot of shouting outside, kids turning out of the school down the road. There was a bit of aggro between a couple of lads, one quite obviously being picked on by a bigger lad.
Anyway, the big lad is walking backwards up the street, mouthing off as he goes, and the other lad just sort of side-steps him and tries to walk round him.
Cue the big lad turning round and walking smack bang into a big brick column of someones garden wall.
Oh how we laughed. Big, gut-wrenching laughs.
but I call a custard test... on the custard test.The sad thing is that these little joys will waltz straight into A&E and be seen immediately, while everyone else has to wait patiently because Jimmy and Johnny Chav have been braindead and done something terminally stupid. I've been there, and I don't think self inflicted injuries from too much beer or being a braindead chav should count as urgent.
I don't have sympathy for stupid people.
I don't have sympathy for stupid people.
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