I elbowed her in the face last night...
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My girlfriend stayed over last night, she stays over quite a bit but as I still live with my parents not all that much.
It seems that however much I hint and tell her I like my space when sleeping it falls on deaf ears. She insists on sleeping at least in the middle of the bed and as if that is not enough for her she tries to steal some of my side too, I wont even go into the cover stealing.
Well last night it appears karma was on my side as in my sleep I rolled over and elbowed her right in the cheek. She was fine.
Maybe she will stay on her side next time.
What does yours do to annoy you?
It seems that however much I hint and tell her I like my space when sleeping it falls on deaf ears. She insists on sleeping at least in the middle of the bed and as if that is not enough for her she tries to steal some of my side too, I wont even go into the cover stealing.
Well last night it appears karma was on my side as in my sleep I rolled over and elbowed her right in the cheek. She was fine.
Maybe she will stay on her side next time.

What does yours do to annoy you?
Edited by Jackpot on Wednesday 19th August 09:28
Jackpot said:
What does yours do to annoy you?
You are me AICMFP. Exactly the same problem here, I end up on the edge of the bed with her sprawled out like Lady Muck. Also very weirdly I have also t
tted her in the mush in my sleep. She was fine but also does it less now... guess she's taking the hint! This reminds me of a terrible "joke" which I really ought not type on here.
TubbyRutter said:
Mine does much the same but it seems she gets the middle 50% of the bed i get the left hand edge and her cat the right hand edge, very annoying!
Mine ain't got a cat, but feels that the middle 50% is hers. How I'm supposed to use the 25% on either side is beyond my working out.(I've punched her a few times in my sleep too...)
Edited by louiebaby on Wednesday 19th August 09:42
speed_monkey said:
well.... the worst that happened to me was woke up in the middle of the night as she was having anightmare, so i wake her up.......... with the wrong name!!!!
EEEKK!!!
Right thats me on the sofa then!
Amateur! When she mentions it in the morning just say that must have been part of the dream! EEEKK!!!
Right thats me on the sofa then!

andyroo said:
Mine chases me round the bed. If I get fed up of teetering on one edge, I get out and swap sides. Well, I used to. She just slithers over to my new side as soon as my head hits the pillow. King size bed too.
Hide a sack of potatoes in the wardrobe. Place sack of patotoes on one side of bed, when she cuddles up to it, carefully get into the other side 
This used to be a problem for me, I'd be trying to cope with a measly 25% of the bed and my girlfriend would claim the rest.
It's mostly stopped now because I seem to have subconciously decided to do something about it: apparently I have a tendency to partly lie on top of her as though she is just another part of the bed (Her words: 'It's like you don't even know I'm there!')
I'm a heavy sleeper at the best of times but its worse if I've been on the ale. God knows how I manage to stay asleep with my head resting on top of hers but I tend to get more space now...
It's mostly stopped now because I seem to have subconciously decided to do something about it: apparently I have a tendency to partly lie on top of her as though she is just another part of the bed (Her words: 'It's like you don't even know I'm there!')
I'm a heavy sleeper at the best of times but its worse if I've been on the ale. God knows how I manage to stay asleep with my head resting on top of hers but I tend to get more space now...
TonyHetherington said:
speed_monkey said:
well.... the worst that happened to me was woke up in the middle of the night as she was having anightmare, so i wake her up.......... with the wrong name!!!!
EEEKK!!!
Right thats me on the sofa then!
Amateur! When she mentions it in the morning just say that must have been part of the dream! EEEKK!!!
Right thats me on the sofa then!

My saving grace was that the persons name that was used was a colleagues of mine and i had been at work all day with her. Plus the OH knows my colleague is a f
king bog rat so thats not too bad...... in a sense :sGassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff



