I just sneezed with my eyes open
I just sneezed with my eyes open
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BrabusMog

Original Poster:

21,771 posts

215 months

Wednesday 19th August 2009
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And nothing happened. I can still see. It's all a myth.

thunderTS

79 posts

231 months

Wednesday 19th August 2009
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How did you manage to keep them open?

GTIR

24,741 posts

295 months

Wednesday 19th August 2009
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I don't believe you.

It must have been a girly/ghey sneeze.

It's impossible. confused

Unless you are a robot...but why would a robot need to sneeze?


idea

he's a witch! Burn him! shoot

BrabusMog

Original Poster:

21,771 posts

215 months

Wednesday 19th August 2009
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I don't really know, I was in front of the mirror and just realised when I was sneezing that I was looking at myself.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Wednesday 19th August 2009
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BrabusMog said:
I don't really know, I was in front of the mirror and just realised when I was sneezing that I was looking at myself.
Have you not noticed the snot running down your mirror now? No? Well that's because your eyeballs have just popped out then.

dundarach

6,223 posts

257 months

Wednesday 19th August 2009
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Devilstreak

8,088 posts

210 months

Wednesday 19th August 2009
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My mum always swears blind that when she was a kid her aunty sneezed and her eye fell out and they all had to go to hospital.. won't believe it myself until i see someone do it.

Simpo Two

92,708 posts

294 months

Wednesday 19th August 2009
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Devilstreak said:
My mum always swears blind that when she was a kid her aunty sneezed and her eye fell out and they all had to go to hospital.. won't believe it myself until i see someone do it.
Might have been a glass eye.

Devilstreak

8,088 posts

210 months

Wednesday 19th August 2009
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Simpo Two said:
Devilstreak said:
My mum always swears blind that when she was a kid her aunty sneezed and her eye fell out and they all had to go to hospital.. won't believe it myself until i see someone do it.
Might have been a glass eye.
Nah that was my first guess, apparantly real with the tendons or whatever holding it in a dangly state..scratchchin

BrabusMog

Original Poster:

21,771 posts

215 months

Wednesday 19th August 2009
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Rude-boy said:
BrabusMog said:
I don't really know, I was in front of the mirror and just realised when I was sneezing that I was looking at myself.
Have you not noticed the snot running down your mirror now? No? Well that's because your eyeballs have just popped out then.
It was a snotless sneeze, perhaps that is why I am so lucky to still have my vision.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

257 months

Wednesday 19th August 2009
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Simpo Two said:
Devilstreak said:
My mum always swears blind that when she was a kid her aunty sneezed and her eye fell out and they all had to go to hospital.. won't believe it myself until i see someone do it.
Might have been a glass eye.
Could be worse, her leg could have fallen off. Then she would have been in trouble!

LukeBird

17,170 posts

238 months

Wednesday 19th August 2009
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funkyrobot said:
Simpo Two said:
Devilstreak said:
My mum always swears blind that when she was a kid her aunty sneezed and her eye fell out and they all had to go to hospital.. won't believe it myself until i see someone do it.
Might have been a glass eye.
Could be worse, her leg could have fallen off. Then she would have been in trouble!
Ointment would have sorted it! wink

The Moose

23,676 posts

238 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2009
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dundarach said:
rofl

I love that program!!

Cheers

The Moose