So, yeah, I'm... erm.... pregnant.

[Papa_Hotel]

Wife took a pregnancy test last night, the result was a little ambiguous so I said I'd do the other one as a control. Nothing happened, no pink crosses or lines appeared so I went off to bed last night unsure as to whether the missus was pregnant or not, but safe in the knowledge that just like Caster Semenga, I'm a dude with no female hormones kicking around my body.
Just been in the bathroom, had a look at the tests (yes, I know it's manky not to throw them in the bin) and now it seems we're both pregnant.... quite worrying as I've never had a man inside me.

Edited by Papa_Hotel on Thursday 20th August 09:48

[Dupont666]

Papa_Hotel said:

Wife took a pregnancy test last night, the result was a little ambiguous so I said I'd do the other one as a control. Nothing happened, no pink crosses or lines appeared so I went off to bed last night unsure as to whether the missus was pregnant or not, but safe in the knowledge that just like Caster Semenga, I'm a dude with no female hormones kicking around my body.
Just been in the bathroom, had a look at the tests (yes, I know it's manky not to throw them in the bin) and now it seems we're both pregnant.... quite worrying as I've never had a man inside me.

Edited by Papa_Hotel on Thursday 20th August 09:48

So you are Lady Gaga esc then.... aka a hermaphrodite and have been fking yourself?

[Rex Ironstone]

wtf?

[swiftpete]

Are you sure..? Think of all the times you've passed out drunk. Are you absolutely certain no one took advantage of you while you were unconscious?

I passed out in a Thai urinal once. I'm not sure how long I slept there but thankfully one of my mates found me. I was obviously soaked in piss, so I suspect the rest of the nightclubs occupants had all just pissed on me. I don't think I got buggered but when out of it, who knows what can happen?

Edited by swiftpete on Thursday 20th August 09:53

[Papa_Hotel]

Dupont666 said:

So you are Lady Gaga esc then.... aka a hermaphrodite and have been fking yourself?

Yes, that's it, I'm a snail.

Not really, it's all willy down there.

[Zod]

Are you saying you pissed on the stick and it turned positive?

[tim the pool man]

You are supposed to read the result within a few minutes, the instructions usually say NOT to look at it after say 10 minutes... I guess that they all turn after this time

[Dupont666]

Zod said:

Are you saying you pissed on the stick and it turned positive?

Yes he is.... what makes it worse is the fact he came online and told everyone!!

[andyroo]

Have you thought about names?

[pimpin gimp]

The way i've been told it by the g/f (a few times, though none positive so far) Is that you can get a false positive, but not a false negative... unless it;s the otherway round - in which case, OMG, you really are preggers!

[Lucie W]

They all turn positive after a while...so don't worry!

[Poledriver]

Papa Hotel in 6 months time:-

[Papa_Hotel]

Zod said:

Are you saying you pissed on the stick and it turned positive?

Yes. But..........

tim the pool man said:

You are supposed to read the result within a few minutes, the instructions usually say NOT to look at it after say 10 minutes... I guess that they all turn after this time

[zcacogp]

Poledriver said:

Papa Hotel in 6 months time:-

That's the sex-change female-to-male-who-kept-all-the-lady-bits character isn't it?

>Shudders<


Oli.

[Poledriver]

zcacogp said:

Poledriver said:

Papa Hotel in 6 months time:-

That's the sex-change female-to-male-who-kept-all-the-lady-bits character isn't it?

>Shudders<


Oli.

[fathomfive]

Poledriver said:

Papa Hotel in 6 months time:-

Properly. fking. Wrong.

[dudleybloke]

the important question is which hole is it going to come out of!

going to hurt either way!

[Hedders]

dudleybloke said:

the important question is which hole is it going to come out of!

going to hurt either way!

Indeed! OP, if you don't already smoke, start now and maybe you can keep the birth weight down

[rhinochopig]

Papa_Hotel said:

Dupont666 said:

So you are Lady Gaga esc then.... aka a hermaphrodite and have been fking yourself?

Yes, that's it, I'm a snail.

Not really, it's all willy down there.

Are you sure it's not just a really big clitoris?