Txt Speak

[jesusbuiltmycar]

A while ago someone posted a funny definition of text speak, anyone have a link?

Some retard at work uses it all of her emails....

[SoapyShowerBoy]

I FNK U MIZD OUT A WD XOXOXOO LOLZ

[toohuge]

jesusbuiltmycar said:

Some retard at work uses it all of her emails....

If she uses that sort of language, email her back informing her that you cannot read an email written in text langauage.

Or just fire her, text language has no place in the work place.

[Mexico.]

Aye diz hav n email from me HR asking me bout sum ting she iz now sacked innit.

[bazking69]

toohuge said:

text language has no place in the work place.

It has no place anywhere other than on the mobile phones of dumb kids who HAVE to fit a conversation into 160 letters otherwise it will cost them another 4p...

[Maty]

It would actually take me longer to write a message in that stupid st kids come up with, predictive text can't like it much either so why do they bother!

[SirClarke]

lol tbh tho txt spk iz jus much quiker 2 read NEway so dat i dunno Y ne1 wuld even bover 2 complain bout it. i fink u'll find dat most peeps can read txt spk nowadays n if u cant den JFGI. LMAO






Please do not ban me for this post as it's merely a joke. Many thanks.

[metro lover]

i really get anoyed when people can't take the time to at least spell an entire word! but, having said that rofl

[gonzales]

SirClarke said:

lol tbh tho txt spk iz jus much quiker 2 read NEway so dat i dunno Y ne1 wuld even bover 2 complain bout it. i fink u'll find dat most peeps can read txt spk nowadays n if u cant den JFGI. LMAO

I can't even read that.

I have a friend who emails in text speak. I quite often will email her back and ask her to put it into english as I can't be bothered trying to understand what she is trying to say.

[Lefty Guns]

This?

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

[Mexico.]

It is ID that is drivin groak, STOP commenting on sumthing or sumone u no fkall about. An for all uz that are commenting on his driving if uz no anything uz would no hes one ov the best drivers up at knockhill wether hes in that lambo or anything else hes put round there in the past.

Would like to see any ov uz put ur cars (OR ANY CAR) for that matter doing 53,54 sec laps 1 after another at KH. A just dnt think so.........

[Lefty Guns]

Mexico. said:

It is ID that is drivin groak, STOP commenting on sumthing or sumone u no fkall about. An for all uz that are commenting on his driving if uz no anything uz would no hes one ov the best drivers up at knockhill wether hes in that lambo or anything else hes put round there in the past.

Would like to see any ov uz put ur cars (OR ANY CAR) for that matter doing 53,54 sec laps 1 after another at KH. A just dnt think so.........

Cringeworthy.

[Carfiend]

The only people who use txt speak in email are called Cliff.

Because they are so edgy.

[Mexico.]

And those that tell jokes older than the hills

[maxrider]

Mexico. said:

Would like to see any ov uz put ur cars (OR ANY CAR) for that matter doing 53,54 sec laps 1 after another at KH. A just dnt think so.........

Just how is typing "ov" or "A" shorter than typing "of" or "I"?

[Mexico.]

Ask him it was a link not my typing