Dress Rehearsal

[V8mate]

News Report said:

Transvestite and self-proclaimed Messiah, David Shayler (formerly an MI5 spy), was dragged from Hackhurst Farm where he had been squatting.

"We are now homeless. We don't have a roof over our heads but I am Jesus Christ, so I don't mind" said Mr Shayler, 43.

You have to hand it to the chap; from government spy to homeless, transvestite deity is quite some feat. He's certainly living the 'life isn't a dress rehearsal' philosophy to the full.


What are you doing to ensure life doesn't just pass you by?

[whoami]

We don't have a roof over our heads but I am Jesus Christ, so I don't mind

[ShadownINja]

Stuff I'm doing:
-Running the business that I'd always thought about in my teens and early twenties.
-Learning to play the piano so I can become as good as my dad at entertaining friends and family.
-Conquering my fear of heights by rock climbing (or is it really the need to feel the rush?).
-Pursuing my on-going interest in martial arts.
-Helping those less fortunate than me, whether through poverty, cancer or war.

Still time to socialise and piss about on forums, mind.

Edited by ShadownINja on Friday 21st August 08:48

[Eric Mc]

At least Jesus ahd a trade.

[ShadownINja]

Eric Mc said:

At least Jesus ahd a trade.

Well, Joseph, being a sole trader, decided he needed to make a little prophet.

[Eric Mc]

I wonder did he submit his Tax Returns in advance - as I'm sure he knew what profits he would be making BEFORE he made them.

[Ray Singh]

ShadownINja said:

Eric Mc said:

At least Jesus ahd a trade.

Well, Joseph, being a sole trader, decided he needed to make a little prophet.

Very very good - for so early in the morning.
10 points for raising a smile on my face after only having 2.5 hours sleep.

[Don1]

The bible was the record for the earlist use of the internal combustion engine as well.

'And the sound of Moses' Triumph was heard in the desert'

[Eric Mc]

Heaven seems to have had an unusual predeliction for classic British cars and bikes. I understand that there were also some Herald Angels.

[parakitaMol.]

Don1 said:

The bible was the record for the earlist use of the internal combustion engine as well.

'And the sound of Moses' Triumph was heard in the desert'

I can't believe you did that joke.

Can't believe it.

Anyway, Shayler isn't a patch on David Icke who still apears to be going strong!

[V8mate]

parakitaMol. said:

Don1 said:

The bible was the record for the earlist use of the internal combustion engine as well.

'And the sound of Moses' Triumph was heard in the desert'

I can't believe you did that joke.

Can't believe it.

Anyway, Shayler isn't a patch on David Icke who still apears to be going strong!

You're kidding. Sporty bloke turned deity doesn't even come close to James Bond turned tranny-deity.

[ShadownINja]

V8mate said:

parakitaMol. said:

Don1 said:

The bible was the record for the earlist use of the internal combustion engine as well.

'And the sound of Moses' Triumph was heard in the desert'

I can't believe you did that joke.

Can't believe it.

Anyway, Shayler isn't a patch on David Icke who still apears to be going strong!

You're kidding. Sporty bloke turned deity doesn't even come close to James Bond turned tranny-deity.

The truth about real life British spies is ruined somewhat.

[Halb]

V8mate said:

You're kidding. Sporty bloke turned deity doesn't even come close to James Bond turned tranny-deity.

I think its close thing.

[wakster]

Halb said:

V8mate said:

You're kidding. Sporty bloke turned deity doesn't even come close to James Bond turned tranny-deity.

I think its close thing.

Not a chance, I cant imagine being de-cocked is a decision to take lightly

[TooLateForAName]

ShadownINja said:

-Helping those less fortunate than me

Good man!

Would you prefer to send me £50 or come round and help me lay the new floor? I've re-routed the water pipes already so its just the cutting and laying really.

[parakitaMol.]

wakster said:

Halb said:

V8mate said:

You're kidding. Sporty bloke turned deity doesn't even come close to James Bond turned tranny-deity.

I think its close thing.

Not a chance, I cant imagine being de-cocked is a decision to take lightly

transvestites aren't de-cocked - they just play dress-up

Anyway, Have you not seen the Thomas Playset?



The website is hilarious - I don't know where to start!

[ShadownINja]

TooLateForAName said:

ShadownINja said:

-Helping those less fortunate than me

Good man!

Would you prefer to send me £50 or come round and help me lay the new floor? I've re-routed the water pipes already so its just the cutting and laying really.

You want me to fk up your house???

[V8mate]

So, apart from Shadowninja, no-one's got a 'miss out on nothing' plan?

[ShadownINja]

V8mate said:

So, apart from Shadowninja, no-one's got a 'miss out on nothing' plan?

I did wonder that, too. Was expecting interesting replies.

What about you, though? Any long-term goals? Or things you're doing regularly to make life worth living?

Edited by ShadownINja on Saturday 22 August 14:03

[V8mate]

ShadownINja said:

V8mate said:

So, apart from Shadowninja, no-one's got a 'miss out on nothing' plan?

I did wonder that, too. Was expecting interesting replies.

What about you, though? Any long-term goals? Or things you're doing regularly to make life worth living?

Nah. I got married instead