Your favourite insult?

[BrabusMog]

I was watching The Departed the other day and in it Mark Wahlberg calls Leonardo Di Caprio a "lace curtain mother fker" which, combined with the delivery, I feel is the best insult I have ever heard.

Does anybody have a favourite they have heard and/or use?

[tenohfive]

"fk you and the horse you rode in on," always goes down well.

[toohuge]

I like to rotate insults, probably because I use them so often

'There's no I in team. Yes true, but there's a U in '

'You are quite honestly, the most unpleasant person I have ever met.' I find the lack of crude language hits the point home harder as it shows real thought.

Great thread by the way.

[trickywoo]

Not half as clever as he thinks he is. But then who is that clever?

[Mattygooner]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

[Steamer]

Mattygooner said:

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

And if that doesnt get through to them, try:

"I don't want to talk to you no more you empty headed son of a food trough wiper"

[Los Palmas 7]

"You twicing ".

[V8S]

dibbers006 said:

*fktard

• weapons grade bellend
• Luke
• Your Mum

cummon baby... you know you will find this eventually!

Just to add Soovy's PH epiphanies: cockrocket and cocktard.

[carter711]

The greatest insult is to ignore someone completely.

[BrabusMog]

dibbers006 said:

carter711 said:

The greatest insult is to ignore someone completely

But not as fun as going...

Shut it you slaaaaag!

Or indeed for that matter. Said like caaaaaaant. Not to everyones taste, but I like it.

[Spiritual_Beggar]

toohuge said:

'There's no I in team.

Not that it's big or clever,

But whenever someone says this to me, I like to point out to them that there is an "M & E!"

Tends to get the desired effect

[fathomfive]

Your mum's got a cock.

Tends to annoy people every so slightly.

[eldar]

I find spavined horsebotting prole quite effective as the the receiver often has to think if that is actually an insult.

[davido140]

I'm trying to start a revival of "ballbag"

[Gareth350]

"I wouldn't smell the steam off your piss"

or

"i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire"

overheard a bird in a pub saying to her friend that her boyfriend had taken her up the rear end, said

"My arse feels like a ripped out fireplace!!"

[Jag-D]

If you put LOTS of emphasis on the T's in the word "TIT" you can really upset some people

Same with tt

I think my faves at the moment are:

Spacktard
Turd
Bellend
Weapons Grade Cockend (classic)
ahole
Dipst
Numbwit
Knobend

[Kinky]

locking threads is my favourite insult