Female Stereotypes in Different Areas

[Pferdestarke]

I travel extensively with my job throughout Northern England and whilst I don't suffer with a terrible roving eye, I cannot help but notice the different traits of woman in certain areas.

Apologies in advance for the shocking generalisations!

Let me give you some examples and you might know what the hell I am talking about.

Liverpool: Very tanned, poker straight bleached blonde hair, orange make-up, hooped earrings. Or crack wes.

Newcastle: as above and with equally annoying accents.

Warrington: Chubby, Ugg boots, muffin tops, serial texters, Bench jackets

Leeds: Good fashion sense, nice shoes, smart suits etc. Terrible smokers.

Sheffield: Rough-looking, bright vest tops showing flabby bellies and droopy boobs

Manchester: Ego, eye contact, are you looking at me sorts. Some fit, some hounds.

Ireland in general: the woman seem to march with their arms swinging really far back like they have double-jointed shoulders. They look like they are marching up to someone to tell them off.

Scotland: not sure but too many yellow Arnold Clarke stickers plastered all over cars.

[Vee]

Put up a pic of yourself and then start criticising others !

[750turbo]

Vee said:

Put up a pic of yourself and then start criticising others !

I am sure that if you had been where he was, you would realise that he is perhaps not criticising, just commenting on? I have noticed myself, just not man enough to say.

As for the Scots one, very true (and it is Clark by the way )

[F355gtb2009]

got warrington down to a tee

where are my muffin tops

Edited by F355gtb2009 on Friday 21st August 19:26

[whythem]

I think the differences are more pronounced comparing women from differents countries.
UK. Fat, Drunk, Pregnancy traps.
France, same but smell bad.
German, same but kinky.
Italian, same but expensive.
Spainish same but some good ones.
Asia, lots of nice ones, and cheap.
India, too much hair on their upper lips and arms, can be fat.
Africa, Ha ha ha ha!
Estion, Latvia, Czech, fit stylish and sexy, and appreciative, definately the sexiest women in the world by far.

[F355gtb2009]

theres polish aswell! some of them stink
i mean really stink

whythem said:

I think the differences are more pronounced comparing women from differents countries.
UK. Fat, Drunk, Pregnancy traps.
France, same but smell bad.
German, same but kinky.
Italian, same but expensive.
Spainish same but some good ones.
Asia, lots of nice ones, and cheap.
India, too much hair on their upper lips and arms, can be fat.
Africa, Ha ha ha ha!
Estion, Latvia, Czech, fit stylish and sexy, and appreciative, definately the sexiest women in the world by far.

[Steamer]

F355gtb2009 said:

theres polish aswell! some of them stink
i mean really stink

whythem said:

Funny stuff..
Estion, Latvia, Czech, fit stylish and sexy, and appreciative, definately the sexiest women in the world by far.

If we are going world wide - I was in krakow recently...

....Jebus H Strike'a'Light!!! There are some seriously lovely women in Poland... but I fail to see why they even bother getting glammed up, the Polish fellas look like escapees from village of the damned.

[Nolar Dog]

Pferdestarke said:

Manchester: Ego, eye contact, are you looking at me sorts. Some fit...

Remind me which one you were? I don't recall meeting you.

[JackDaniels]

JackDaniels said:

F355gtb2009 said:

theres polish aswell! some of them stink
i mean really stink

You reckon? we get a lot of polish taxi drivers in where I work and some of the women they bring with them are stunning, quite funny when they make them get in the back of the car when they leave.. They do have an odd 80's dress sense though,

[Cotty]

Israel women (the younger ones, I was 20 last time I was there) fit as as they had to do national service. loved the jet black hair

[alfaman]

Cotty said:

Israel women (the younger ones, I was 20 last time I was there) fit as as they had to do national service. loved the jet black hair

I travel to Israel about 4 or 5 times a year on business - the women are just *stunning* - my local business colleagues tell me "you should marry a nice Israeli woman"!

[Paul-M]

Aberdeen – overweight, smoker, borderline alcoholic, lacking class, promiscuous but dirty.