10 serious questions for 10 famous people.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Ok then here's the idea.

You are given a chat show but you can only ask one question of 10 famous people.

The other rules are the person has to be living (ie not Hitler, Senna, Elvis.) and it can't be abusive (ie Why don't you just eat st and die, Gordon?) Also unlike most times on here try not to go for cheap laughs. (which of course is what I normally do.)

Here are mine,

1.)Paul McCartney - Why, when everyone including your own daughters knew her history, did you still marry Heather?

2.)Tom Cruise - Well, are you?

3.)Joan Armatrading - When heard Love & Affection back for the first time, did you realise just how beautiful it was & how much it would mean to people or did you just think "that'll be a hit"?

4.)David Beckham - What was it like to score that free kick against Greece in the last minute?

5.)Kerry Katona - Why, when you know that your lifestyle is eventually going to kill you, do put yourself and your children through all this stuff just to be famous?

6.)Max Clifford - How do you sleep?

7.)Davina McCall - How, when you spend your whole TV career pretending to be everyones best friend, do your real friends actually tell when you're being genuine?

8.)Robbie Williams - Seriously, what's the problem?

9.)Stephen Hawking - Most people would have given up in your situation, nevermind do what you have done. What has kept you going?

10.)Usain Bolt - How the hell are you that fast?

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Sunday 23 August 21:54

[i remember]

Here are mine,

1.)Paul McCartney - Can a plane on a conveyor take off?

2.)Tom Cruise - Can a plane on a conveyor take off?

3.)Joan Armatrading - Can a plane on a conveyor take off?

4.)David Beckham - Can a plane on a conveyor take off?

5.)Kerry Katona - Can a plane on a conveyor take off?

6.)Max Clifford - Can a plane on a conveyor take off?

7.)Davina McCall - Can a plane on a conveyor take off?

8.)Robbie Williams - Can a plane on a conveyor take off?

9.)Stephen Hawking - Can a plane on a conveyor take off?

10.)Usain Bolt - Can a plane on a conveyor take off?

Standard

[Simpo Two]

I think you mean '10 celebrities'; Stephen Hawking is the only one who will go down in the books, like Galileo, Newton and Einstein before him. I can't think of any pop singers contemporary with any of them.

[Steamer]

1) Sarah Beeny - Can you come and give me a bit of advice on my extension?

2) Nigella Lawson - Can I have a lick?

That is all.


Awwww - you said serious didnt you

[Working class]

1) Megan Fox - Can you show me where you wee from please?

2) Noel Gallagher - Can i go on the lash with you and the band?

Edited by Working class on Sunday 23 August 23:13

[ClintonB]

1] Paul McCartney -- Have you had a sausage butty recently?

2] Tom Cruise -- Just what didn't you see in Penelope Cruz (but would also be tempted to ask a more obvious question)

3] Joan Armatrading -- How much do you get in royalties in a year? (sorry, can't think of anything more interesting!)

4] David Beckham -- Do you actually realise how many infinitely more attractive women you could have compared to your wife?

5] Kerry Katona -- Why can't you just fk off back to your Warrington council flat?

6] Max Clifford -- Can you give me a reason apart from money why?

7] Davina McColl -- Do you model your personality on BB contestants?

8] Robbie Williams -- Ever considered coming out?

9] Stephen Hawking -- Have you ever considered the possibility that the Universe's missing matter is lost in Paris Hilton's fanjita?

10] Usain Bolt -- Have you ever enjoyed the culinary delight that is the pie? They're great you know, especially washed down with a pint! Guinness, Old Fart's Gut Rot, all good

[Poledriver]

1) Garlick....Why do you keep allowing HypnoToad to post this picture?

[T89 Callan]

Clarkson - Can you lead us please?

Brown - Do you actually believe you are doing any good?

Mandelson - Why are you so fking evil?

Megan Fox - Do you like trouser snakes?

Richard Herring - Why have you looked at me like a after your last two comedy shows I have attended?

Bill Gates - Lend me some money pal?

Ross Brawn - Gis'a'Job mate.

Ron Dennis - See above

Frank Williams - See above

Ellen Page - How much for one night?

[mybrainhurts]

Gordon Brown...Are you an alien?

Cliff Richard...Why are you still here?

Peter Mandelson...That funny walk...is it down to the prostate?

Harriet Harman...Will you wash the dishes and make us a cup of tea, luv?

Al Gore...How long have we got now?

George Galloway...Will you give us a laugh and say murder?

Alan Sugar...Can you name one of your projects that didn't crash and burn?

Lassie...Can you get one of your friends to give Gordon Brown rabies?

Jamie Oliver...Why do school children hate you?

Russell Brand...Why, just why?

[ypauly]

The Queen - Could you do us all a favour and dissolve parliament

David Cameron - do you think William Hague should be conservative leader like everybody else?

Ken Livingstone - How long do you have to live?

Jenson button - Why the silly beard?

lady gaga - do you have a cock? mate at work bet me a fiver you have

kylie - why the restraining order i'm not going to hurt you?

Clarkson - What was all that about at the end of the last show?

Clarkson - can I have the hamsters job as he is st?

kylie - Did you get my last letter?

Gordon Clown - Have you ever answered a question with a straight answer?

kylie - Have you changed your phone number again?

Danni Minogue - Can I have kylies number please?

Clarkson - did I get the job?

[shirt]

natalie imbruglia - will you marry me?
zooey deschanel - will you marry me?
dr rowan williams - isn't it about time bigamy was allowed?
billie piper - soooo, tell me about the 'chazbaps'
flemke - is this your mclaren?

[bridgdav]

Peter Mandelson...Are you concerned that you might not get Shoes to match your Bag..?

[MitchT]

Steamer said:

2) Nigella Lawson - Can I have a lick?

+9

[zakelwe]

The Hypno-Toad said:

9.)Stephen Hawking - Most people would have given up in your situation, nevermind do what you have done. What has kept you going?

Stephen :- 12 volts DC.


Regards
Andy

Edited by zakelwe on Monday 24th August 07:15

[Google [bot]]

The Hypno-Toad said:

4.)David Beckham - What was it like to score that free kick against Greece in the last minute?

David Beckham said:

Scoring the goal against Greece was one of the best feelings I’ve had personally in football. Emotionally, it was incredible.

That would have been a dissapointment.

[GTIR]

Sir David Frost - Do you think your drink problem will eventually catch you up?

Kate Humble - Have you ever been angry? (was the last time at the hairdressers hence..)

PetrolTed - If PH didn't happen what would you be doing now?

Garlick - Do you like garlick?

Putin - Return of the cold war sir?

Nelson Medela - How many people were you party to murdering with your wife?

Stephen Hawking - You laughed at me when you drove into my shin in John Lewis in Cambridge didn't you?

Lenny Henry - Do you buy flour in bulk?

Edited by GTIR on Monday 24th August 09:36

[milfordkong]

shirt said:

flemke - is this your mclaren?

Thoroughly enjoyed that

[Ozone]

T89 Callan said:

Ellen Page - How much for one night?

Read that as Elaine Page......