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Sarah_W

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288 posts

204 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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This really is a "my brother" and not me message - everyone knows about female escorting and it's not somehtng I'd ever do!

Anyway, my brothers interested in becoming a male escort, but for women only. He's good looking, well spoken, quite tall and degree educated so I'd imagine wouldn't have a lot of trouble getting taken on. He's under the mpression that he can join women for dinner and that there's both a demand for this and also that nothng more will be expected. Have any guys ere ever done this and is this the case, or is it just the same as female escorting, where the other party's ultimately just after one thing?

Puggit

49,450 posts

272 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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Batman...

fathomfive

11,078 posts

214 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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Puggit said:
Batman...
Wardrobe...

Devilstreak

8,088 posts

205 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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Actually a friend of mine when we were out shopping one day a few years back got approached by an older woman who ran a male escort business, he went for a chat and actually went on a few dates with various clients. He said he enjoyed the first few and the money, but then started to get a few Anne Robinson types who were just plain nasty so never did it again, especially after their "advances"...hurl

HUW JONES

2,005 posts

227 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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fathomfive said:
Puggit said:
Batman...
Wardrobe...
biggrin

Soovy

35,829 posts

295 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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Sarah_W said:
This really is a "my brother" and not me message - everyone knows about female escorting and it's not somehtng I'd ever do!

Anyway, my brothers interested in becoming a male escort, but for women only. He's good looking, well spoken, quite tall and degree educated so I'd imagine wouldn't have a lot of trouble getting taken on. He's under the mpression that he can join women for dinner and that there's both a demand for this and also that nothng more will be expected. Have any guys ere ever done this and is this the case, or is it just the same as female escorting, where the other party's ultimately just after one thing?
Listen poppet.

If he think he's getting a steak and a bowl of trifle paid for, plus some cash for his trouble without having to go "mouth to the south" on a revolting old cat, then he is very sadly mistaken.

Female escorts have to take it up the chuff from dirty old men who smell of p1ss. Male escorts have to give the equivalent to dirty old ladies who smell of fish.


If he wants the money then fine, but let's not be under any illusions here, he's going to have to try very hard not to vomit, and he's going to need a tanker of KY.


monthefish

20,467 posts

255 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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Is your brother named Flanders perchance?

Muzzer

3,814 posts

245 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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fathomfive said:
Puggit said:
Batman...
Wardrobe...
  • shudder*

dirty boy

14,825 posts

233 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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Soovy said:
Sarah_W said:
This really is a "my brother" and not me message - everyone knows about female escorting and it's not somehtng I'd ever do!

Anyway, my brothers interested in becoming a male escort, but for women only. He's good looking, well spoken, quite tall and degree educated so I'd imagine wouldn't have a lot of trouble getting taken on. He's under the mpression that he can join women for dinner and that there's both a demand for this and also that nothng more will be expected. Have any guys ere ever done this and is this the case, or is it just the same as female escorting, where the other party's ultimately just after one thing?
Listen poppet.

If he think he's getting a steak and a bowl of trifle paid for, plus some cash for his trouble without having to go "mouth to the south" on a revolting old cat, then he is very sadly mistaken.

Female escorts have to take it up the chuff from dirty old men who smell of p1ss. Male escorts have to give the equivalent to dirty old ladies who smell of fish.


If he wants the money then fine, but let's not be under any illusions here, he's going to have to try very hard not to vomit, and he's going to need a tanker of KY.
Wise words.

I can't think of anything worse than having to poke your tongue around some crusty old minge for a Sunday carvery and a crisp twenty pound note.

XJSJohn

16,133 posts

243 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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Soovy said:
Sarah_W said:
This really is a "my brother" and not me message - everyone knows about female escorting and it's not somehtng I'd ever do!

Anyway, my brothers interested in becoming a male escort, but for women only. He's good looking, well spoken, quite tall and degree educated so I'd imagine wouldn't have a lot of trouble getting taken on. He's under the mpression that he can join women for dinner and that there's both a demand for this and also that nothng more will be expected. Have any guys ere ever done this and is this the case, or is it just the same as female escorting, where the other party's ultimately just after one thing?
Listen poppet.

If he think he's getting a steak and a bowl of trifle paid for, plus some cash for his trouble without having to go "mouth to the south" on a revolting old cat, then he is very sadly mistaken.

Female escorts have to take it up the chuff from dirty old men who smell of p1ss. Male escorts have to give the equivalent to dirty old ladies who smell of fish.


If he wants the money then fine, but let's not be under any illusions here, he's going to have to try very hard not to vomit, and he's going to need a tanker of KY.
rofl you can always trust our esteemed Soovy to cut to the quick rofl


also to the OP please read up on the likelyhood of a "batman incident" that will have him feeling like a famous song by Jonny Cash.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

219 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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He'd be better "servicing" male clients.

The sex will be better and a lot of the women he'd have to "do" would be enough to turn anyone gay anyway. smile

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

266 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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Soovy said:
Sarah_W said:
This really is a "my brother" and not me message - everyone knows about female escorting and it's not somehtng I'd ever do!

Anyway, my brothers interested in becoming a male escort, but for women only. He's good looking, well spoken, quite tall and degree educated so I'd imagine wouldn't have a lot of trouble getting taken on. He's under the mpression that he can join women for dinner and that there's both a demand for this and also that nothng more will be expected. Have any guys ere ever done this and is this the case, or is it just the same as female escorting, where the other party's ultimately just after one thing?
Listen poppet.

If he think he's getting a steak and a bowl of trifle paid for, plus some cash for his trouble without having to go "mouth to the south" on a revolting old cat, then he is very sadly mistaken.

Female escorts have to take it up the chuff from dirty old men who smell of p1ss. Male escorts have to give the equivalent to dirty old ladies who smell of fish.


If he wants the money then fine, but let's not be under any illusions here, he's going to have to try very hard not to vomit, and he's going to need a tanker of KY.
hehe

Soovy, sugarcoating the truth since 2001.

adycav

7,615 posts

241 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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dirty boy said:
I can't think of anything worse than having to poke your tongue around some crusty old minge for a Sunday carvery and a crisp twenty pound note.
rofl

Funniest sentence I've read on here for quite a while.

monthefish

20,467 posts

255 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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XJSJohn said:
also to the OP please read up on the likelyhood of a "batman incident" that will have him feeling like a famous song by Jonny Cash.
Assuming 'ring of fire' but whats 'batman' got to do with it?

(too scared to Google it)

Neil_H

15,407 posts

275 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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monthefish said:
XJSJohn said:
also to the OP please read up on the likelyhood of a "batman incident" that will have him feeling like a famous song by Jonny Cash.
Assuming 'ring of fire' but whats 'batman' got to do with it?

(too scared to Google it)
Four letters.


VBRJ.

Soovy

35,829 posts

295 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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monthefish said:
XJSJohn said:
also to the OP please read up on the likelyhood of a "batman incident" that will have him feeling like a famous song by Jonny Cash.
Assuming 'ring of fire' but whats 'batman' got to do with it?

(too scared to Google it)
Fit bird books male escort. Takes him to a hotel room. Ties him up on all fours with his ar5e in the air.

She leaves the room.


Massive fat gay bloke leaps out of wardrobe and commits VBRJ.



Vigilante Bum Rape Justice



Edited by Soovy on Tuesday 25th August 11:50

fathomfive

11,078 posts

214 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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monthefish said:
XJSJohn said:
also to the OP please read up on the likelyhood of a "batman incident" that will have him feeling like a famous song by Jonny Cash.
Assuming 'ring of fire' but whats 'batman' got to do with it?

(too scared to Google it)
Basically you'll be on the job, thinking about the money when all of a sudden the wardrobe doors burst open and a guy clad in a Batman outfit leaps out and 'surprises' you...

monthefish

20,467 posts

255 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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Thanks guys - hadn't heard that story before - 'urban legend' or has it happened to one of you?

Soovy

35,829 posts

295 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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monthefish said:
Thanks guys - hadn't heard that story before - 'urban legend' or has it happened to one of you?
I think someone on here had it happen with a dog.


randlemarcus

13,646 posts

255 months

Tuesday 25th August 2009
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Soovy said:
monthefish said:
Thanks guys - hadn't heard that story before - 'urban legend' or has it happened to one of you?
I think someone on here had it happen with a dog.
I call BS - how would the dog do the knots properly? smile