Why doesnt electrical equipment like me

[pits]

Wierd one I know but why the hell do I set of shop alarms and make radios go funny?

They have set up a cheap radio in the workshop, and its in the same room as me, and its crackling like fk at the moment, yet if I walk out the door it returns to normal, if I go near it it loses signal completely? Why I do this?

I even set of shop alarms for no reason, usually in HMV and usually on the way in



Might go and check out my powers on spoons see if I can bend them

This crackling radio is doing my nut in though, decent songs that I want to listen to, but I am going to have to turn it off

[Simpo Two]

You're either blocking the signal or acting as a capacitor, or something.

[Goochie]

Tell them to get a DAB radio - job done !

Edited by Goochie on Wednesday 26th August 13:49

[Eddh]

It is because you carry a disease known as 'the ghey'.

[loafer123]

You have been abducted by aliens in the past, and the chip they implanted is interfering.

If you don't believe me, scan yourself with a metal detector.

[pits]

I know airport metal detectors hate me

empty pockets, go through beeps, take belt shoes etc off go through, beeps. Use the handheld one wont pick up anything on me

[rhinochopig]

loafer123 said:

You have been abducted by aliens in the past, and the chip they implanted is interfering.

If you don't believe me, scan yourself with a metal detector.

More than likely they left the anal probe in.

[pits]

dibbers006 said:

You shuffle your feet. Step high my man, stand tall.

I used to get lightening bolts of static off everything even cardboard. I could literally zap people that I touched (which was actually a lot of fun) until I changed shoes.

Hmmmm I am quite flat footed, also for future reference if you ever go to Cardiff Yacht club with your static charge-ness(?) dont walk along the hammer head mooring, as that gives you hell of a belt, like a HT lead on a car.