Kerry K*ntona

[Soovy]

So she's been arrested for battering her accountant.

Reuters Newswire said:

Katona is accused of punching her accountant and throwing a boiling cup of tea over him, apparently shouting: 'You've ruined my f****g life'.

She allegedly threw office equipment around the office before turning on Mr McHugh.

An member of staff said "She had been through her accounts and was raging. She went to his office to speak to him and was screaming and kicking off. She punched him in the face."

Another source added: 'She struck out at McHugh. It wasn't pretty.'

Katona, who accused husband Mark Croft of running through her millions earlier this year, is alleged to have blasted: 'You're the f****** reason I've got no money! It's not Mark, it's you!'

No you brainless waste of space, it's all the coke you keep hoovering up your nose.

What a c t.

Edited by Soovy on Thursday 27th August 10:10

[rhinochopig]

I notice you just say Newspaper article. Go on admit it, you've been reading the Mail again haven't you.

[Eddh]

What a silly bh, I think she is the new Jade Goody, maybe she will go the same way.

[Mattygooner]

Two birds...one stone.

Kerry, it was the soap dodgers at the climate camp wot took your money.

[DrTre]

It's cos she used to spend stackloads on pavlovas and sausage rolls from Iceland.

[okgo]

Eddh said:

What a silly bh, I think she is the new Jade Goody, maybe she will go the same way.

I fking wish she would.

[Eric Mc]

Accountants need to be battered from time to time.

[nonplussed]

Eric Mc said:

Accountants need to be battered from time to time.

I'll say. Mine's just sent me an enormous bill. The cheek!

[M400 NBL]

When she was fit and married to the soft lad from Westlife, I would never have imagined the path they'd both take.
He's now with a lovely (looking anyway) talented singer whilst she's now with a waste of space.

[RichardD]

Eric Mc said:

Accountants need to be battered from time to time.

Personally I prefer fish done like that so maybe accountants should just be lightly grilled

[Mx_Stu]

Eric Mc said:

Accountants need to be battered from time to time.

Sounds like she chose a reputable and upstanding accountant:

"...Kerry's alleged victim Mr McHugh was jailed in 2004 for fraud after setting up a firm to help firms recover debts.

Investigators found £3.5million in his bank accounts but just £32,000 went to clients.

At the time McHugh owned seven houses, a farm and 18 vehicles, including a Bentley Turbo, Toyota Land Cruiser, and two Mercedes..... "

[Eric Mc]

RichardD said:

Eric Mc said:

Accountants need to be battered from time to time.

Personally I prefer fish done like that so maybe accountants should just be lightly grilled

Burned to a crisp more like.

[zac510]

Her and Jordan should hook up, they'd be a class act. (I didn't say which class).

[Frankeh]

Proof that that noise in her back pocket wasn't change. It was just her keys.

[Dupont666]

Eric Mc said:

RichardD said:

Eric Mc said:

Accountants need to be battered from time to time.

Personally I prefer fish done like that so maybe accountants should just be lightly grilled

Burned to a crisp more like.

if burning are we allowed to stamp on them to put them out?

[Neil_H]

How long until she tops herself I wonder?

[Dupont666]

If someone wants to hire my company, they can make sure of it, then my company has 2 clients and Winky can go fk himself with the IR35 doc legally.

Edited by Dupont666 on Thursday 27th August 11:02

[Podie]

Soovy, Soovy, Soovy... you're just not going to be happy till you've had her, are you..?

[OnTheOverrun]

nonplussed said:

Eric Mc said:

Accountants need to be battered from time to time.

I'll say. Mine's just sent me an enormous bill. The cheek!

That's the problem with accountants. They now exactly how much you can afford before they send the bill.

[Devilstreak]

OnTheOverrun said:

nonplussed said:

Eric Mc said:

Accountants need to be battered from time to time.

I'll say. Mine's just sent me an enormous bill. The cheek!

That's the problem with accountants. They now exactly how much you can afford before they send the bill.

Quick run.. you've got us sussed lol!