FML - Repost alert (NSFW)

[Rude-boy]

Okay, okay I know that many on the site know about this place already, and I suspect a few might have contributed to it, but for some of the newbies and those who have forgotten they might want to look at this place:-

http://www.fmylife.com

There seems to be a lot of tension in the air at the moment. Summer is coming to an end, the kids are about to go back to school, people are starting to think about the cost of Christmas as the shops helpfully start to stock up on baubles and st again. The recession is still here, and even worse the French seem to be beating us out of it and all in all most of us are wondering what the hell happened to the year, it's the end of August already!

Still, no matter how pooh your life is there are others who are having a bad time too, except their pain is funny

The site i have provided the link to is possibly NSFW for many but to give you a hint of the sort of thing you'll see on there:-


Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML

or

Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn't want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML

[Steamer]

"Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of that smell of marijuana in the house. So I confess and tell her I will never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors." FML



That one made me titter.

[Arese]

I don't 'get' most of them. It's all very, like totally, American.

[ipwn]

Arese said:

I don't 'get' most of them. It's all very, like totally, American.

Dont visit somethingawful then

[Rude-boy]

Arese said:

I don't 'get' most of them. It's all very, like totally, American.

There are quite a few Canadians and French ones too.

[Steamer]

Arese said:

I don't 'get' most of them. It's all very, like totally, American.

As long as you can read them without the mental image of some dumb-ass adding the word 'DUDE!' to the start / end of every sentence, then some of them of them are quite amusing.

[Justayellowbadge]

Utter fiction, of course, but smile inducing in places.

[Frederick]

FML said:

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

[MentalSarcasm]

"Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML"

That's just mean!

[Hedders]

"Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML "

I thought that State troopers all had Dashboard cams these days and could no longer get away with this one! A very similar thing happened to my freind a number of years back

[OzzyR1]

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

[Hedders]

OzzyR1 said:

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

That is soo wrong!

[Rude-boy]

Justayellowbadge said:

Utter fiction, of course, but smile inducing in places.

True, many may well be, but some are scarily believable

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

[Tycho]

Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML

[Bollah]

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

[strudel]

Bollah said:

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

[Steamer]

strudel said:

Bollah said:

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Brilliant!!

[miguel38]

Steamer said:

strudel said:

Bollah said:

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Brilliant!!

that happend to my sister - mum only realised when she put her in school, now 29 years on mum still forgets (shes always a day out)

[Dupont666]

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield.


would have done the same if not more if someone did that to me.

[MentalSarcasm]

thegavster said:

In a similar vein:

http://mylifeisaverage.com/

Compelling reading for some reason

Today I saw a boy slip on a wet floor and catch himself Matrix-style. I was the only person to witness it, so we both went in for a high-five. I immediately slipped and caught myself in the same fashion. I like to think our high-five was really a transferring of ninja powers. MLIA