Office practical joke

[Goochie]

My colleague has been away this week on holiday, but when he returns he may be in for a surprise!

[louiebaby]

Custard???

Not true without custard.

[Lord Pikey]

Turn the photo frame around. I want to see the totty

[Goochie]

louiebaby said:

Custard???

Not true without custard.

Amazingly enough we dont have custard in the office.

You can check the data on the original files if you wish: www.philgooch.com/PH/grass

Edited by Goochie on Friday 28th August 13:27

[Neil_H]

Have you got a new keyboard on order?

[Steamer]

Thats quality!..

..Just reminded me, was it someone on here that emptied the contents of their hole punch into the vents of their company car before handing it back? (leaving it fully armed with the fan switch set on flat-knacker)

[Goochie]

Neil_H said:

Have you got a new keyboard on order?

The grassy one is from an older redundant PC. His regular keyboard is under the desk, still connected to the PC.

[Goochie]

For the doubters:

Edited by Goochie on Friday 28th August 13:46

[kit80]

My desk always looks like that!

[Frankeh]

That's brill!
did you take all the keys off an put a bit of soil under there, then some seeds, then put the keys back?

Great prank.

[cc8s]

That is pretty good!

[rev-erend]

Looks like someone has event mowed his lawn while he's been away .. how kind

[bramley]

I did a good joke on a mate the other day. His 306 gti6 is losing coolant from a leaky rad, so I filled up a watering can and poured the contents on the ground underneath his rad. There was loads of water running down the road, looked brilliant.

When he came out he simply said "Oh, it always does that, I've got some water in the back of the car, I'll fill it up".

[onemorelap]

Goochie said:

For the doubters:

Edited by Goochie on Friday 28th August 13:46

Brings a new meaning to surf and turf..........

[Goochie]

Frankeh said:

That's brill!
did you take all the keys off an put a bit of soil under there, then some seeds, then put the keys back?

Great prank.

Yep - some of the keys were removed entirely and some others repositioned to speell out the guy's name!

Took 2 weeks of TLC in our greenhouse

rev-erend said:

Looks like someone has event mowed his lawn while he's been away .. how kind

It was getting a bit long and shaggy so I trimmed it yesterday.

Edited by Goochie on Friday 28th August 14:39

[T89 Callan]

Very good.

My best one was moving our hole desk unit (4 of us used it) slighly closer to the corridor each day (an inch or so), as the weeks went buy more and more people clattered into the guy sat opposite me as the walked past.

Me and the other guy on our side were betting on when he would finally crack and start shoving the desk back.

[El Guapo]

Your colleague is left-handed, so it´s 92% likely he is a gheyer. When he sees that you can expect a huge flounce. Try to get pics.

[The Fly Fisher]

That's good. Another easy quiclk one when someone pops off is Ctrl, Alt & the down/left/right arrow key.

[escargot]

Excellent work

[zac510]

One of those little green dots from the stationary cupboard over the laser on the mouse. Almost had a Network Admin scratching his head for 30 mins and about to organise a new mouse from IT before I had to confess!