Has paedophobia gripped other countries?

[V8S]

Apart from the US and UK, are places like Sweden and France and Germany and Japan in the hold of a muppetry epidemic that appears to believe that there's a paedophile behind every tree?

[Justayellowbadge]

Belgium?

[OnTheOverrun]

Fear of children?

I wouldn't have thought so.

[V8S]

OnTheOverrun said:

Fear of children?

I wouldn't have thought so.

Alright alright. Take that smug tongue out from your cheek.

Paedophiliaphobia... or something.

[central]

OnTheOverrun said:

Fear of children?

I wouldn't have thought so.

[Justayellowbadge]

You mock us?

Quick guys, start singing ring a ring a roses in that freaky way. sts 'em up every time.

[GTIR]

Especially now that girl has been found in the States after she was snatched aged 11. There really [I]is[/] a pedo around every corner!

And why do the news reports say "A yard within a yard" like it's some kind of amazing new invention the likes of never been seen before!

[10 Pence Short]

Justayellowbadge said:

Belgium?

I believe the Belgian revenue give tax breaks for paedophilia. Not unheard of to pop down the supermarket for a crate of Leffe and a 10 year old.

[TheEnd]

GTIR said:

And why do the news reports say "A yard within a yard" like it's some kind of amazing new invention the likes of never been seen before!

Yo dawg...

Anyway, what is a yard within a yard?

[Finlandia]

Sweden is pretty much like UK, but there is actually a real threat in Sweden. During the 90's the government closed most of the mental institutions, now all the muppets are roaming the streets freely.

[GTIR]

Finlandia said:

Sweden is pretty much like UK, but there is actually a real threat in Sweden. During the 90's the government closed most of the mental institutions, now all the muppets are roaming the streets freely.

I'll avoid Sweden then. Thanks for the heads up.

[AndrewW-G]

Finlandia said:

Sweden is pretty much like UK, but there is actually a real threat in Sweden. During the 90's the government closed most of the mental institutions, now all the muppets are roaming the streets freely.

I think there may be one working in the UK government, claims to be scottish to throw people off the scent . . . . .

[Hedders]

It really is getting silly now, in Sainsbury's the other day I noticed this gadget, I am not sure quite how it works though.

[Finlandia]

GTIR said:

Finlandia said:

Sweden is pretty much like UK, but there is actually a real threat in Sweden. During the 90's the government closed most of the mental institutions, now all the muppets are roaming the streets freely.

I'll avoid Sweden then. Thanks for the heads up.

O/T

Did you know that the Swedish word for Chef is Kock?

[Justayellowbadge]

Finlandia said:

Sweden is pretty much like UK, but there is actually a real threat in Sweden. During the 90's the government closed most of the mental institutions, now all the muppets are roaming the streets freely.

FFS - Muppets? Nice.

They had a pretty concentrated eugenics programme so at least you can be glad those remaining are probably sterile.

[DrTre]

Finlandia said:

Did you know that the Swedish word for Chef is Kock?

Curiously, that works here too: Jamie Oliver, Anthony Worral Thompson, Ainsley Harriot, Gary Rhodes etc

[AUDIHenry]

There is no epidemic here and this kind of a thing happens everywhere, except we have 300 million people and a media that love those stories, so the impression is that every other old person is a pedo. Not that they're not...

[xrv]

I just got back from Germany and when I was there I was talking to someone who was a teacher.
When I told her some of the things one of my friends who is a teacher here has to do she was shocked.

[sneijder]

I moved to Norway 18 months ago now, and after living in England I was brainwashed into keeping away from children I don't know.

Hysteria hasn't taken a grip here thank god, children play openly in Kindergardens and ride the buses and trams with their friends.

[GTIR]

Finlandia said:

GTIR said:

Finlandia said:

Sweden is pretty much like UK, but there is actually a real threat in Sweden. During the 90's the government closed most of the mental institutions, now all the muppets are roaming the streets freely.

I'll avoid Sweden then. Thanks for the heads up.

O/T

Did you know that the Swedish word for Chef is Kock?

hall kaften!