Health and safety madness
Discussion
I ordered a couple of bottles of J2O for myself in an bar/restaurant (one of those ones where you get a wooden spoon with your food order) last year. I'd already had one so had the empty glass back at my table.
"Don't worry about a new glass, I can use my old one, they're both for me so I'll just take the bottles"
"Can't do that"
"Er. Why?"
"Health and Safety."
"Eh?!"
"Bottles aren't allowed away from the bar"
"Er....OK.....I guess, just put them in a pint glass"
"Can't do that"
"No..of course not. Silly me"
I then watched her pour the drinks into two individual glasses....I felt much safer.
"Don't worry about a new glass, I can use my old one, they're both for me so I'll just take the bottles"
"Can't do that"
"Er. Why?"
"Health and Safety."
"Eh?!"
"Bottles aren't allowed away from the bar"
"Er....OK.....I guess, just put them in a pint glass"
"Can't do that"
"No..of course not. Silly me"
I then watched her pour the drinks into two individual glasses....I felt much safer.
My FIL helps out every year at the local beer festival where everyone gets given a pint glass, H&S came in a few years ago and said people could use the glass as a weapon so you have to put them in a plastic bag!! it was pointed out that people would swing them around in the said plastic bag and it would make more of a weapon. No that was fine!!
As said befor, i felt a lot safer!!
Andy
As said befor, i felt a lot safer!!
Andy
DrTre said:
I ordered a couple of bottles of J2O for myself in an bar/restaurant (one of those ones where you get a wooden spoon with your food order) last year. I'd already had one so had the empty glass back at my table.
"Don't worry about a new glass, I can use my old one, they're both for me so I'll just take the bottles"
"Can't do that"
"Er. Why?"
"Health and Safety."
"Eh?!"
"Bottles aren't allowed away from the bar"
"Er....OK.....I guess, just put them in a pint glass"
"Can't do that"
"No..of course not. Silly me"
I then watched her pour the drinks into two individual glasses....I felt much safer.
This was obviously to stop you bottling the other punters in your drunken stupour as you walked back to the table. "Don't worry about a new glass, I can use my old one, they're both for me so I'll just take the bottles"
"Can't do that"
"Er. Why?"
"Health and Safety."
"Eh?!"
"Bottles aren't allowed away from the bar"
"Er....OK.....I guess, just put them in a pint glass"
"Can't do that"
"No..of course not. Silly me"
I then watched her pour the drinks into two individual glasses....I felt much safer.

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