Alcohol

[BrabusMog]

"I can't see my face, I think it might have been scratched off..." strangest things you have said when drunk. Discuss.

[Fun Bus]

"It's like Mills and Boon with Wizards" - when refering to the latest Harry Potter thing.

[Stallion Pants]

"I'm moving down chairs"

I mumbled this as the cussion on the gardan chair I was sat on started to slide me down the chair.

[clarkmagpie]

"i love you too"

Gets me into a whole heap of st every time!

[Rabbitinthelight]

I believe the phrase was "There's a frying pan in the sun and the cows can't keep up with it"

That's what my missus said I had said as I tried to open the front door. The fact that I had drunk: A triple Southern Comfort; a pint of bitter; a double Southern comfort; a pint of bitter; a can of lager; a triple brandy (supplied by my friendly Landlord at my local - (spot change of pubs there? - not driving, driven by my brother) Home to change. Can of lager while changing, oh and a double scotch! Driven to party, drank 21 pints (tradition in family) had double dark rum and coke..couldn't finish last half of pint!

I think the fact that I strung a sentence together in vaguely grammatical form is commendable. She didn't think so. Apparently!

[T89 Callan]

"Scissors beats fish"

[pits]

Whilst stumbling about in a grassy area
"fk off, I am trying to catch the hedgehog"

No one else saw the hedgehog, I did though

[SkinnyBoy]

half asleep in a semi paralytic coma at my sisters wedding do and I was prodded awakem quite suddenly to make a speech, but all i could say was quite loudly, "eh fk, what?"

[Rach*]

Isn't clubbing funny, you all go jig about in a big room, then go home again

[AB]

"Who text that obscene message to my girlfriend, you guys are muppets..."

Turns out it was me.

[BrabusMog]

Christ I don't even remember posting this! Damn Frocester beer festival.

[E31Shrew]

Pal of mine uttered " While you're down there " to his OH Grandmother when she dropped her napkin. She was 85

[davido140]

"oh no, its light outside... lets go out the back door, it's probably still dark out there."

Wasnt me, was a friend, dunno if he nicked it from somewhere.

[Grant.D]

E31Shrew said:

Pal of mine uttered " While you're down there " to his OH Grandmother when she dropped her napkin. She was 85

[escargot]

"yeah but, you know, your sister is pretty fit..."

[BigRichi]

After a heavy drinking session lying in bed with the GF

me "i want to go to bed"

GF "we are in bed"

me "oh your a f**kin smart a**e arent you!!"

[big dub]

escargot said:

"yeah but, you know, your sister is pretty fit..."

Oh Phil......

[Mr Gearchange]

To my wife: "Yes i do think of your mates when Im having a wk"

More stupid than strange.

[khevolution]

i've said many over the past years, but the most recent was me declaring i wanted to clean my mates car as it was filthy and i was getting rather annoyed by it all, ( which is weird cause i almost never clean my car)

so me being my usual helpful self proceeded to piss all over it, and was saying it was the best way to get all the bird crap off!

[Jonny671]

Someone at work last night.. (I work in a club..)

"Yeah, i'd probably take it up the arse for abit of money.."

I couldn't help but laugh