I need a crucifix.... or a cross.

[Dan_1981]

Fancy dress party coming up - theme is the letter J - i'm copping out a little and being unimaginitive - so Jesus it is....

But I need a big cross to carry around - a real wooden one may be a little heavy and some of the pubs may have an issue with me taking it in...

So i need either an inflatible one or a lightweight wooden one....

any ideas?

[Slothario]

The shops down our way are full of inflatable 8ft crosses.....
For something made out of wood and lightweight you could just glue matchsticks together.
Idiot.

[ShadownINja]

[robbie t]

Forget the cross, just carry the big story book (bible) around with you ...

[Cooky]

try www.kkkcrosses.com
but be careful as they may self ignite

[Schmeeky]

I guess the best bet is to not turn up at all, but just to ask your mates to believe you were there...

[robinhood21]

From seeing the thread title, I thought perhaps the Mother Inlaw was visiting.

[Romanymagic]

You could have made it easier on yourself and played the bad guy counterpart to Jesus - Judas.

That way a mere handful of silver coins would have been sufficient! Now that's what I call easy!

[W00DY]

Schmeeky said:

I guess the best bet is to not turn up at all, but just to ask your mates to believe you were there...

Don't often laugh out loud at posts, but that is brilliant. Bit boring though, as this is PH how about going as a Jam rag?

[Romanymagic]

robinhood21 said:

From seeing the thread title, I thought perhaps the Mother Inlaw was visiting.

TBH I thought the OP had bats (or something)

[T89 Callan]

2.4m length of 2x4 timber = £3.48
1 nail = <1p
Hammer = you should already have
Saw = see above

Done.

Also get a mate to go with you as Judus.

[Cooky]

Romanymagic said:

You could have made it easier on yourself and played the bad guy counterpart to Jesus - Judas.

That way a mere handful of silver coins would have been sufficient! Now that's what I call easy!

Poor Judas always quoted as 'the bad guy'

all he did was get weighed in for shopping another religous fruitcake

[robinhood21]

Romanymagic said:

robinhood21 said:

From seeing the thread title, I thought perhaps the Mother Inlaw was visiting.

TBH I thought the OP had bats (or something)

I just hope the OP is not thinking of going to the party by bus.

[ShadownINja]

James Bond might be easier?

[judas]

Cooky said:

Romanymagic said:

You could have made it easier on yourself and played the bad guy counterpart to Jesus - Judas.

That way a mere handful of silver coins would have been sufficient! Now that's what I call easy!

Poor Judas always quoted as 'the bad guy'

all he did was get weighed in for shopping another religous fruitcake

At last! Someone who gets it!

[Dan_1981]

judas said:

Cooky said:

Romanymagic said:

You could have made it easier on yourself and played the bad guy counterpart to Jesus - Judas.

That way a mere handful of silver coins would have been sufficient! Now that's what I call easy!

Poor Judas always quoted as 'the bad guy'

all he did was get weighed in for shopping another religous fruitcake

At last! Someone who gets it!

You erm - don't wanna come to a party do you?

[bullies180]

you can borrow mine when i've finished kicking the crap out of the last few vampires

[s3fella]

Schmeeky said:

I guess the best bet is to not turn up at all, but just to ask your mates to believe you were there...

Yes, or just tell them you forgive them, they Knew not what they were doing, and anyway, you'll back on Monday!!

Edited by s3fella on Thursday 3rd September 09:08

[james_tigerwoods]

Why not Moses - 2x polystyrene slabs and a towel are all you'll need

[madbadger]

james_tigerwoods said:

Why not Moses - 2x polystyrene slabs and a towel are all you'll need

Cos then people would think he is a retard who can't think of any words beginning with J.