Bloody Hell

[st_files]

Someone's just walked into our reception at work, said "I want to be on the news" and then stabbed himself.

There's nowt as queer as folk.

[Republik]

[Neil_H]

Surely it would have been easier just to shag Katie Price or something?

[Puggit]

Was the title a description of your reception - or a statement of surprise?

Either way - they've made it on PH, which as we know, is better than the news.

[st_files]

Ground floor now closed off, Police & ambulances everywhere outside (I'm on the 4th floor)...just a bit of a shock!

[Goliath205]

I actually find that quite funny, but he must have been very disturbed to do something like that! Where do you work? anywhere connected to TV broadcasting?

[st_files]

Goliath205 said:

I actually find that quite funny, but he must have been very disturbed to do something like that! Where do you work? anywhere connected to TV broadcasting?

They film the ITV/ITN news in my building.

[kit80]

Well that is one way to do it, is he still alive? Should you maybe dial 999 or something instead of posting here? Although this is probably a quicker way.

ETA Oh pants need to type faster, ignore me.

Edited by kit80 on Thursday 10th September 11:18

[okgo]

Dead?

[esselte]

Neil_H said:

Surely it would have been easier just to shag Katie Price or something?

But that wouldn't be news would it?

[esselte]

anonymous said:

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[dpbird90]

esselte said:

Neil_H said:

Surely it would have been easier just to shag Katie Price or something?

But that wouldn't be news would it?

Nope, even my mate's dog has had a go.

[Superhoop1904]

Sounds like a cut throat sort of place you work in?

[B16 NFW]

What a bloody nutter. To really have pi+*ed him of you should have refused to call the police and ambulance services, then he would have been buggered

[Penny-lope]

Could have been worse, he could have stabbed someone else

[st_files]

okgo said:

Dead?

No idea - they've reopened the road outside - and bear in mind there is a fair amount of office whispers here as no one has actually seen this....but there are/were a shed load of cops & paramedics outside for about 15 mins.....

[Goliath205]

st_files said:

Goliath205 said:

I actually find that quite funny, but he must have been very disturbed to do something like that! Where do you work? anywhere connected to TV broadcasting?

They film the ITV/ITN news in my building.

Ah right, so there is quite a high chance of him getting his final wish then?

[st_files]

Goliath205 said:

st_files said:

Goliath205 said:

I actually find that quite funny, but he must have been very disturbed to do something like that! Where do you work? anywhere connected to TV broadcasting?

They film the ITV/ITN news in my building.

Ah right, so there is quite a high chance of him getting his final wish then?

Sadly he probably would have had a better chance if he'd walked in and said he knew katie price such is the way tv news is going/gone

[BrabusMog]

Perhaps he just couldn't face a world where one can only purchase "full-cup" small lattes?

[Justayellowbadge]

He won't get a mention.

It would send a message to any other nutter that it works.

Even ITN wouldn't be that crassly moronic.