How to leave the office today?

[BrabusMog]

My contract has finished, so today I am outta here. But how to leave?

I was thinking a simple mid-air click of the heels as I turn the corner from my desk followed by pointing and clicking my fingers at people as I walk past them. Any suggestions?

[B15TT0]

Tie your tie round your head and then get everyone in the office to sign your work shirt.

If you can get `School's Out` played over the intercom that would also be good.

[Targarama]

Don't say a word, don't tell anyone. Just go. Then they will probably miss you more.

Also, life has a habit of biting you in the ass. Someone you annoy today may be interviewing you in 10 years time.

[hornetrider]

Get the round in at lunchtime. All the permies hate you because you're stter than they are yet earn 3 times as much. It's the only way you'll get invited back.

HTH.

[touching cloth]

Naked

[Skipppy]

Egg and Flour bomb the person you will miss the least

[Dupont666]

BrabusMog said:

My contract has finished, so today I am outta here. But how to leave?

I was thinking a simple mid-air click of the heels as I turn the corner from my desk followed by pointing and clicking my fingers at people as I walk past them. Any suggestions?

I want this on youtube or it didnt happen....

100% guarantee that when you do this you will fall over...

[hornetrider]

Oh, and just to add. Sodding contractors, always fking around on the net during office hours

[lawrence567]

Over the phone system.... goodbye you beautiful munters!

[Steamer]

First and foremost: Have you been paid in full yet?

Secondly: What are the chances of a phone call on Monday morning saying its all gone-to-sheet and we need you back on site ASABP?

However, its a sunny day, its a friday - if they had a PA system I'd be tempted to leave in a Elvis Styleee 'Brabusmog has left the building..'

Edited by Steamer on Friday 11th September 10:25

[JamesM]

Wait for the whistle to blow then slide down the tail of a dinosaur into your car.

[GestapoWatch]

hornetrider said:

Get the round in at lunchtime. All the permies hate you because you're stter than they are yet earn 3 times as much. It's the only way you'll get invited back.

HTH.

^^This

Fnaar fnaar

[BrabusMog]

Paid? Check.

Recall? Impossible.

PA System? We don't have one.

Possibility of windmilling my way out? Slim, I may need a reference.

Edited by BrabusMog on Friday 11th September 10:30

[Odie]

Go upto the prettiest girl in the office and snog her, go upto the most senior person in the building shake his/her hand and thank them most sincerely for letting you work for such a great company. (even if its bks) Remember to steal asmuch stationary as possible..

[rocksteadyeddie]

hornetrider said:

Get the round in at lunchtime. All the permies hate you because you're stter than they are yet earn 3 times as much. It's the only way you'll get invited back.

HTH.

^^^^ do this. You'll probably not want to bother coming back to the office afterwards.

[touching cloth]

And make sure you leave a floater.

[Soovy]

Just leave. Without anyone noticing.





Before doing so, go the meeting room, go into the cupboard and fish out some of the notebooks. Write the word "Cu t" in large letters in several dozen random pages.

Then put them back.


Slow burn.

[Steamer]

touching cloth said:

And make sure you leave a floater.

If your temporary contract just so happens to be a life guard at the local pool... this could be the end of your career classic!

[Monki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk13CG3byuY


Like that

[Huntsman]

Last job I left I whistled the Great Escape theme tune as I walked through the building.

Whistling it now!