could the internet impregnate your children?

[samdale]

not sure if its a repost or not but had a few drunken giggles last night reading these and thought id share

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

ETA: hmmm much less amusing now im sober, ho-hum

Edited by samdale on Wednesday 16th September 18:31

[Marf]

"ARE MUSLIMS HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MORTGAGE?"

[davido140]

Will Unemployment Infect your Mortgage With AIDS!!



This thing is great!

[ih8thisname]

"WILL THE POLES MOLEST YOUR COUNTRYSIDE?"

Edited by ih8thisname on Wednesday 16th September 18:59

[jerwatt]

Is Russell Brand Turning Your Pets Gay?

Another:

Have Lesbians Hurt Britain's Farmers?

Could Feral Children Cheat You?

Edited by jerwatt on Wednesday 16th September 19:24

[Shabs]

Will muslims give tax payers cancer

[...Mole...]

IS ALISTAIR DARLING GIVING HARD-WORKING FAMILIES CANCER?

COULD THE MMR JAB TURN HOMEOWNERS GAY?

[BrabusMog]

HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS INFECTED TAXPAYERS WITH AIDS?

A genuine here:

COULD GYPSIES RIP OFF YOU?

Edited by BrabusMog on Wednesday 16th September 19:47

[Morningside]

IS GORDON BROWN MAKING ENGLAND OBESE?

WILL PAEDOPHILES TURN CLIFF RICHARD GAY?

[gamefreaks]

HAS THE LOONY LEFT GIVEN YOUR HOUSE DIABETES?

ARE THE UNEMPLOYED HAVING SEX WITH YOUR PETS?

HAS BRUSSELS INFECTED BRITAIN'S FARMERS WITH AIDS?

IS THE NANNY STATE MOLESTING DRIVERS?

[mrmr96]

COULD ALISTAIR DARLING DESTROY HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

Hahahha.... wait.. Oh.

WILL THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT MAKE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY IMPOTENT?

Hahahha.... wait.. Oh.


HAS BRUSSELS TURNED BRITISH JUSTICE GAY?
HAS THE NANNY STATE STOLEN FROM COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

Funny if they werent so true.

[zac510]

HAS FEMINISM HAD SEX WITH COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

two-timing bh!

[W00DY]

'WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL MOLEST THE MEMORY OF DIANA?'

Hmmm, quite possibly.

[johnnymaestro]

COULD CANCER HAVE SEX WITH HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?



HAS CHANNEL 4 IMPREGNATED YOUR PETS?



WILL THE FRENCH MOLEST HOMEOWNERS?

Wake me up when they stop.

WILL THE P.C. BRIGADE SCROUNGE OFF HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

It's funny because it's true

[carreauchompeur]

HAVE MUSLIMS IMPREGNATED THE ROYAL FAMILY?

Snicker

[Cotty]

BrabusMog said:

A genuine here:

COULD GYPSIES RIP OFF YOU?

Edited by BrabusMog on Wednesday 16th September 19:47

Have another
HAVE GYPSIES SCROUNGED OFF THE ROYAL FAMILY?

[Richard S]

Cotty said:

BrabusMog said:

A genuine here:

COULD GYPSIES RIP OFF YOU?

Edited by BrabusMog on Wednesday 16th September 19:47

Have another
HAVE GYPSIES SCROUNGED OFF THE ROYAL FAMILY?

And another
HAVE GYPSIES IMPREGNATED YOU?

I bloody well hope not.

ETA: COULD THE GERMANS INFECT ENGLAND WITH AIDS?

Edited by Richard S on Wednesday 16th September 22:19

[i remember]

COULD BINGE DRINKING PENSIONERS GIVE YOU SWINE FLU?

[Getragdogleg]

ARE TEACHERS TURNING DRIVERS GAY?

Superb.

[dpbird90]

Will your local council destroy Cliff Richard?


I damn well hope so.