Things Women Will Not Do

[NailedOn]

OK, I realise that this may go off piste but here goes. There must be a long list of things that the ladies won't do. My starter for 10 is waxing cars. You never see it do you? Or do you..

[Puggit]

Use the BBQ

[SGirl]

???

Of course you do. I wax my cars. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

[bored-of-coding]

drive around for hours without asking directions

[kit80]

I LOVE waxing my car!

However I wont touch spiders! Mans job.

[kit80]

Scratch themselves down there in public places.

[BoRED S2upid]

Anything to do with daddy longlegs.

[Papoo]

Leave the kitchen.

[NailedOn]

bored-of-coding said:

drive around for hours without asking directions

Damn, I got turned over in 2 minutes. As in things women won't do become things men do.

Reminds me of an old Dave Allen joke:
A guy asks his wife if it's true that she always answers a question with a question.
She replies: "Who told you that?"

[kit80]

Stare at a mans crotch while talking to them.

[OnTheOverrun]

Perhaps the question needs asking of 'normal' women, not PH women, who, let's face it, are not in the majority.

[kit80]

OnTheOverrun said:

Perhaps the question needs asking of 'normal' women, not PH women, who, let's face it, are not in the majority.

You saying I am not normal?

[kit80]

Be proud of belches and farts.

[OnTheOverrun]

kit80 said:

OnTheOverrun said:

Perhaps the question needs asking of 'normal' women, not PH women, who, let's face it, are not in the majority.

You saying I am not normal?

I can't vouch for your normality per se having not met you, but PH women tend to be atypical examples of the gender IME.

[kit80]

OnTheOverrun said:

kit80 said:

OnTheOverrun said:

Perhaps the question needs asking of 'normal' women, not PH women, who, let's face it, are not in the majority.

You saying I am not normal?

I can't vouch for your normality per se having not met you, but PH women tend to be atypical examples of the gender IME.

Meh, normal is boring!!

[M400 NBL]

Get bored/tired looking at every item of clothing in every ladies shops.

[rolex]

"A womans work is never done!" which explains why they don't get payed as much as men.

[crofty1984]

M400 NBL said:

Get bored/tired looking at every item of clothing in every ladies shops.

Then buying the first thing she looked at.

[Merry]

Make sense



Thread closed :P

[driverrob]

Almost anything outside the house; e.g. mow grass, clean car/garage/patio. "I look after the house; you do everything else."