Caption comp

[tubbystu]

Captions for when Lord March met the scheming git from the Gov't at Goodwood today ?



My offering to get the ball rolling;

Lord March counts his fingers after shaking hands with Mandy.

[MartG]

Lord March about to practice Deja Fu on a tt

[b591]

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

But wrong.

Edited by b591 on Saturday 19th September 21:13

[Puggit]

Lord March checks his hand is clean after Mandy borrowed it.

[fathomfive]

"...she's there in front of me in nothing but her splendour and I took hold of her like one would a bowling ball..."

[M-J-B]

Why don't you fk off Mandy, you're a complete .

Not sure it's a winner as far as a caption goes, but possibly what LM is thinking......

[cazzer]

Mandleson allows himself a wry smile after succesfully stealing Lord March's sooty puppet.

[Jasandjules]

Where the f**k did my watch go?

[Don1]

...must...curl......hand....into.....fist....

[mybrainhurts]

Aaaargh, my eyes...Brown Suit, Brown Suit

[Le Mans Visitor]

Rock paper scissors.

[Carfiend]

Right so how did the 5 Point Star Exploding Heart Technique go again?

[Lord Croker]

Ye-ah bwoi, Ize just hangin wit ma homie Mandy checkin out da phat whips, innit.

[EINSIGN]

Lord Croker said:

Ye-ah bwoi, Ize just hangin wit ma homie Mandy checkin out da phat whips, innit.

then flicks fingers...

[SimonV8ster]

Mandelson - 'Why did you have to give me a chinese burn ?'
LM ' Because you're a '

[GTIR]

b591 said:

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

But wrong.

Edited by b591 on Saturday 19th September 21:13

Two in the poo one the goo

[SkinnyBoy]

Finish him!

[Conian]

1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5 fking hell theyre all still there.

[evenflow]

SkinnyBoy said:

Gerrard and Mandelson make the final of "Celebrity Winking".

[evenflow]

"Lord Mandelson, I'd like you to meet my adopted son, Mpogo..... Hang on, where'd he go? Oh b0ll0cks, is that Madonna behind me?!"