Defeated by my son...

[schmalex]

My 6 yr old son is currently learning Judo at school. Despite being a bit disappointed that he can't quite master UFC type killer moves, he is picking it up pretty quickly.

I was woken up at 6 o'clock this morning by being wrapped in an armlock / headlock kind of choke hold & challenged to "get out of that". Unofortunately, I couldn't for love nor money, as I was still half asleep & the little git had got himself positioned perfectly.

I'm all for him learning a martial art, but why does he have to practice on me whilst I'm asleep

[sleep envy]

flick him in the nads when he's asleep tonight just to remind him who's boss

[lazyitus]

sleep envy said:

flick him in the nads when he's asleep tonight just to remind him who's boss

[pork n beef]

sleep envy said:

headbutt him in the nads when he's asleep tonight just to remind him who's boss

EFA

[anonymous-user]

Reverse headbutt often works, that'll teach the little bd

[Uhura_Fighter]

You are Phil

[M400 NBL]

At his age, he'll be a heavy sleeper...so you should have enough time suplex him into a glass table.

Just tell the social services that he sleep walks.

[The Black Flash]

schmalex said:

I'm all for him learning a martial art, but why does he have to practice on me whilst I'm asleep

Sounds more like a ninja than a judoka

[WorAl]

• Poke him in the eyes when he is not expecting it.

• Elbow drop him when he it asleep.

• Pile driver into the floor.

• Tie him upside down over a bolcony 30 stories up (over the edge) and start to cut it with a Bowie Knife

[schmalex]

sleep envy said:

flick him in the nads when he's asleep tonight just to remind him who's boss

I'll be trying this retribution. It leaves no mark....

[Vlad.]

Simple to get out of with no harm done:

Get your free hand to your mouth. Make one finger very wet. Stick it in his ear.

Edited by Vlad. on Thursday 24th September 15:20

[GreenDog]

schmalex said:

sleep envy said:

flick him in the nads when he's asleep tonight just to remind him who's boss

I'll be trying this retribution. It leaves no mark....

Just wait until he rings childline and tell them daddy touched him 'down there' though, he'll be the winner in the end !

[E31Shrew]

sleep envy said:

flick him in the nads when he's asleep tonight just to remind him who's boss

Not sure at 6 years old that it will have the desired effect!

[schmalex]

Vlad. said:

Simple to get out of with no harm done:

Get your free hand to your mouth. Make one finger very wet. Stick it in his ear.

Edited by Vlad. on Thursday 24th September 15:20

You must obviously be a yellow tip

[Cara Van Man]

sleep envy said:

flick him in the nads when he's asleep tonight just to remind him who's boss

I wondered why my balls were bruised after I stayed at yours. The teeth marks on my bell end were worrying me also.

[pokethepope]

Uhura_Fighter said:

You are Phil

How mature and funny, what a jackass...

[davido140]

Cara Van Man said:

sleep envy said:

flick him in the nads when he's asleep tonight just to remind him who's boss

I wondered why my balls were bruised after I stayed at yours. The teeth marks on my bell end were worrying me also.

Sleep Envy : If you went camping and you woke up to find a used condom up your arse would you tell anyone?

CVM : erm.. no

Sleep Envy : Wanna go camping?

shamelessly stolen from somewhere....

[randomman]

Just punch him in the face...

Or tell him you're breaking up with mummy because of him

[Jgtv]

Dont look at it as being defeated by a 6 year old, think of it as being emasculated by a 6 year old.

If your 6 year old is stronger than you you either need to get down the gym or find out exactly what he is eating!

[Cara Van Man]

randomman said:

tell him you're breaking up with mummy because of him