Mad women and the end of my life......
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Imagine the scene......
A normal evening, a normal phone call to a girlfriend, a normal joke...........That gets taken totally out of context.
That was about 10pm. At 12pm the argument is still continuing (via text as I'd had enough of her annoying whining on the phone).
12.01 I've had enough and want to sleep.
12.02 this message leaves my phone - Look it was a joke, for gods sake stop being irrational. Is it your time of the month already?
I've had no reply since so I'm offering bets on:
Me coming out of the house and finding her crouched in the undergrowth with a filleting knife and eating parts of me with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Her never speaking to me again till I go groveling. Could be a long wait.
Her ringing me up perfectly normally tonight and it being as if nothing has ever happened?
A normal evening, a normal phone call to a girlfriend, a normal joke...........That gets taken totally out of context.
That was about 10pm. At 12pm the argument is still continuing (via text as I'd had enough of her annoying whining on the phone).
12.01 I've had enough and want to sleep.
12.02 this message leaves my phone - Look it was a joke, for gods sake stop being irrational. Is it your time of the month already?
I've had no reply since so I'm offering bets on:
Me coming out of the house and finding her crouched in the undergrowth with a filleting knife and eating parts of me with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Her never speaking to me again till I go groveling. Could be a long wait.
Her ringing me up perfectly normally tonight and it being as if nothing has ever happened?
wildoliver said:
A normal evening, a normal phone call to a girlfriend, a normal joke...........That gets taken totally out of context.
Ok let on what was the joke?wildoliver said:
12.02 this message leaves my phone - Look it was a joke, for gods sake stop being irrational. Is it your time of the month already?
I've had no reply since so I'm offering bets on:
No sI've had no reply since so I'm offering bets on:
t sherlock... that alone is worth the death sentence in any females mind... you have now just entered THE MENTAL zone!!prepare for pain and torture and always sleep with one eye open from now on.
HTH
If I was to say the PMS bomb was dropped accidentally I would be lying. I was working on the theory every time it's been dropped in the past it has resulted in Molten internal rage that rendered them silent. Thus allowing me to go to sleep.
Still no contact, off to work now for a few hours so we'll see if I get stabbed or run off the road by a mad irrational woman!
Still no contact, off to work now for a few hours so we'll see if I get stabbed or run off the road by a mad irrational woman!
WRT joke it wasn't even a joke, it was just my daft humour that somehow she got on to the subject of how I thought of her and I explained that if you thought of women as a car, some women would be all sultry, exotic and unreliable like a Ferrari. Where as she was practical like say a Volvo Estate.
It didn't go down well......
It didn't go down well......
wildoliver said:
WRT joke it wasn't even a joke, it was just my daft humour that somehow she got on to the subject of how I thought of her and I explained that if you thought of women as a car, some women would be all sultry, exotic and unreliable like a Ferrari. Where as she was practical like say a Volvo Estate.
It didn't go down well......
Nor shall she, ever again.It didn't go down well......
Fool.
wildoliver said:
WRT joke it wasn't even a joke, it was just my daft humour that somehow she got on to the subject of how I thought of her and I explained that if you thought of women as a car, some women would be all sultry, exotic and unreliable like a Ferrari. Where as she was practical like say a Volvo Estate.
It didn't go down well......
I had a similar conversation with a mate/ex and ex about this, the conclusion was my then GF was a Fiesta XR2. Usually a bit tatty, probably don't really want to be seen with it, but you relished the thought of jumping in and going for a razz. I famously also had a go in someone elses Aston It didn't go down well......
Life is too short to be f
ked around by women, don't grovel, she'll either get a grip and come back, or not. There are plenty of other beavers in the dam. You know somewhere up there, on that list, I said "never ever ever accuse them of PMT"?
Well, there is actually more to the "never ever ever" list. I just didn't actually think someone would need to hear it.
But no, it seems you do!
You said "no, you're not an italian car like a Ferrari..." (read: sexy, luxurious, appealing, pretty) ..."you're a Volvo estate" (read: square, fat, beige, boring and practical).
There are words that no woman wants to hear - in two fells swoops you managed to say both of them
Well, there is actually more to the "never ever ever" list. I just didn't actually think someone would need to hear it.
But no, it seems you do!
You said "no, you're not an italian car like a Ferrari..." (read: sexy, luxurious, appealing, pretty) ..."you're a Volvo estate" (read: square, fat, beige, boring and practical).
There are words that no woman wants to hear - in two fells swoops you managed to say both of them
wildoliver said:
Imagine the scene......
A normal evening, a normal phone call to a girlfriend, a normal joke...........That gets taken totally out of context.
That was about 10pm. At 12pm the argument is still continuing (via text as I'd had enough of her annoying whining on the phone).
12.01 I've had enough and want to sleep.
12.02 this message leaves my phone - Look it was a joke, for gods sake stop being irrational. Is it your time of the month already?
I've had no reply since so I'm offering bets on:
Me coming out of the house and finding her crouched in the undergrowth with a filleting knife and eating parts of me with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Her never speaking to me again till I go groveling. Could be a long wait.
Her ringing me up perfectly normally tonight and it being as if nothing has ever happened?
tube8.comA normal evening, a normal phone call to a girlfriend, a normal joke...........That gets taken totally out of context.
That was about 10pm. At 12pm the argument is still continuing (via text as I'd had enough of her annoying whining on the phone).
12.01 I've had enough and want to sleep.
12.02 this message leaves my phone - Look it was a joke, for gods sake stop being irrational. Is it your time of the month already?
I've had no reply since so I'm offering bets on:
Me coming out of the house and finding her crouched in the undergrowth with a filleting knife and eating parts of me with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Her never speaking to me again till I go groveling. Could be a long wait.
Her ringing me up perfectly normally tonight and it being as if nothing has ever happened?
you're gonna need it for a while.....
HTH
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