Another what cat thread...

[pilchardthecat]

Here are my requirements -

Needs to be cheap to buy, budget of about £0
Must be able to park itself in close proximity to 2 other cats without causing any kind of carpet-rage
Self cleaning
Age not important, I generally buy on condition

I'm thinking maybe a tabby, but i really wanted one of those Savannah things but they are a bit pricey.

[anonymous-user]

ManX-5 of them

[JohnSimp]

Jaguar

[Flippin' Kipper]

Puma - but check for rust.

[Fer]

How about a Cat-erham? Or maybe a Fur-arri?

[RobbieB]

Puuurgeot?

Oh sod off, I tried

[JohnSimp]

Fer said:

How about a Cat-erham? Or maybe a Fur-arri?

...make sure it has a cat-alytic converter...

[RicksAlfas]

[HD Adam]

Cougar?

Edited by HD Adam on Friday 2nd October 10:44

[pugwash4x4]

just stick with a plain old Tabbi- reliable, economical and cheap to repair

[tvrolet]

A Mouseratti would be ideal if you also have a rodent-control problem; maybe a cat-roporte.
Or a Bucatty Purron if you've a real need for speed, and deep pockets.
You should get it checked by the CorVet first though.

[anonymous-user]

DeTomaso Panthera

[bazking69]

What about one of those new Alfa Meowitos?

[SirClarke]

[Garlick]

Thought about two wheels? Triumph Tiger perhaps?

Bowler Wildcat?

Moggy Minor?

[Fer]

What about a two wheeler? I am sure a Du-catti would be fast enough.

If it must be a cat, avoid a Rover, as that will upset the other two.

[anonymous-user]

there's plenty of kitty cars out there if you want to build your own?

[pilchardthecat]

What a fabulous tsunami of puns!

[martinhayes17]

Tiger Cat

[ZappBrannigan]

This should meet even the most outrageous demands...

Uni-Mog