Cousin in need of Help - Oxford

[elster]

Just wondering if any of you know of anyone in Oxford who needs someone to work for them.

My cousin has just moved over from Australia, she is 17 and looking for some work. She will quite happily do anything from cleaning toilets to making tea, or whatever is required.

So if anyone knows of anything can you let me know?

Or anyone know who I should point her to, to find some work?

Has ended up here as my uncle is a prick, so she has come back to the UK. She has been living in Oz for about 10 years. She got her NI number on Friday.

Just trying to help her out a bit, as she could do with it really.

[DocJock]

I can't help I'm afraid.

You do know how this thread will go, don't you...

[rhinochopig]

Really fella, you're expecting serious replies when your advertising your 17 year old female cousin who will literally do anything. and a popcorn smiley if I could be bothered to find one.

[whitevanman88]

It is very well worth going around every corner shop / takeaway / sandwich shop etc... and just ask. That's what I spent my time doing and within a week I had a job. If she's serious and keeps trying she'll get somewhere

[skip_1]

Any chance she'll move to Leeds?

[elster]

No you may not have sex with my cousin, unless you wish to be castrated.

[rhinochopig]

elster said:

No you may not have sex with my cousin, unless you wish to be castrated.

Got any pictures to see whether it's worth the risk

[montypython]Go on, just a little bit of peril[/montypython]

Edited by rhinochopig on Sunday 4th October 16:25

[elster]

skip_1 said:

Any chance she'll move to Leeds?

You missed your chance while she was staying at my grans, just outside of Leeds.

[elster]

whitevanman88 said:

It is very well worth going around every corner shop / takeaway / sandwich shop etc... and just ask. That's what I spent my time doing and within a week I had a job. If she's serious and keeps trying she'll get somewhere

Yeah she is starting that tomorrow afternoon, she arrives in her flat tomorrow.

Just thought if anyone wanted someone for some menial tasks, might be useful to ask.

[ipwn]

Oh man this is hilarious.

[GTIR]

I just spoke to my Ozzy mate in Oxford about your cousins requirements and he said he'll give her a root?
Not sure what he means, I think it's Oz for job maybe.

Anyways, if she wants a "good fair dinkum hard root", is what he actually said, then she may be in luck.

[snowy]

Live in work at the Bell Inn, Ducklington, Oxon, phone the land lord, they are short staffed at the moment.

contact Details

http://www.realalepubs.co.uk/pub_details.asp?id=96...

[Pulse]

Unfortunately in Swindon. Could do with a house cleaner!

[elster]

snowy said:

Live in work at the Bell Inn, Ducklington, Oxon, phone the land lord, they are short staffed at the moment.

contact Details

http://www.realalepubs.co.uk/pub_details.asp?id=96...

Have told her about that, although she has now got a contract for the flat so would of been ideal if she hadn't.

[billybuds]

The Dew Drop pub in Summertown is short staffed at the moment as well I believe. Also I am finding out tomorrow if my cleaner is leaving, will keep you updated.

[Eric Mc]

Serious question - what type of visa is she on?

[elster]

She isn't on a visa. She is British, just been living in AUS for her youth.

[Olf]

Eric Mc said:

Serious question - what type of visa is she on?

I like your thinking Eric - marriage of convenience - with extras. Sweet.

[chimera40]

[elster]

thegavster said:

Would a pub not want her to be 18?

Not if they require waitresses.