I just saw a rainbow fish on a car
I just saw a rainbow fish on a car
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Lord Pikey

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3,258 posts

244 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Is that not the Christian equivalent of dividing by zero?

Im pretty sure your not allowed to love god and rusty starfishes at the same time?

Or have i missed something?

Slate99

2,270 posts

214 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Rainbow - Sybmol that God would not flood the earth again? Could be related.

Edited to add: I think you can be a "ghey" christian - but you cannot practice the Ghey activites. I'm not sure though



Edited by Slate99 on Wednesday 7th October 09:17

BoRED S2upid

21,047 posts

269 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Slate99 said:
Rainbow - Sybmol that God would not flood the earth again? Could be related.

Edited to add: I think you can be a "ghey" christian - put you cannot practice the Ghey activites. I'm not sure though

Edited by Slate99 on Wednesday 7th October 09:16
Its ok if you were a ghey God will forgive you.

The Wookie

14,209 posts

257 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Girlfriends parents are 'reborn' christians of the fish touting variety (although they like their rather nice cars so don't inflict them with it). Girlfriends brother is quite significantly gay. Parents consulted their Bishop/Reverend/Pope for guidance, who has helped them to accept it, as he is gay too.

So to answer your question, apparently you can be gay and christian

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

271 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Slate99 said:
I think you can be a "ghey" christian
It just means God wants you to have a rotten life.

God's like that. He hates poofs.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

278 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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and market traders

Slate99

2,270 posts

214 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Justayellowbadge said:
Slate99 said:
I think you can be a "ghey" christian
It just means God wants you to have a rotten life.

God's like that. He hates poofs.
These people agree with you...




silverthorn2151

6,397 posts

208 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Prefer the Darwin fish myself.

Seems a perfect way to wind up those with closed minds!



Edited by silverthorn2151 on Wednesday 7th October 09:31

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

271 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Slate99 said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Slate99 said:
I think you can be a "ghey" christian
It just means God wants you to have a rotten life.

God's like that. He hates poofs.
These people agree with you...

ahem. Just a little classical reference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPUE9xpxjcc

Slate99

2,270 posts

214 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Justayellowbadge said:
Slate99 said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Slate99 said:
I think you can be a "ghey" christian
It just means God wants you to have a rotten life.

God's like that. He hates poofs.
These people agree with you...

ahem. Just a little classical reference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPUE9xpxjcc
rofl Thanks for the education. thumbup

Shoot Blair

3,097 posts

205 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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So, after seeing GOATSE the guy has finally stuck a bible up his arse? smile

I suppose if you stuck a bible up your arse, it would be more religiously acceptable than a penis/fist/etc.

davido140

9,616 posts

255 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Slate99 said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Slate99 said:
I think you can be a "ghey" christian
It just means God wants you to have a rotten life.

God's like that. He hates poofs.
These people agree with you...

Honestly, its hard enough trying to have a smoke when you go out for a drink or a meal these days, now God hates cigarettes too? bloody hell....

Silent1

19,762 posts

264 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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God hates gays unless you're a priest who shags the children of the congregation