Dirty C****!!!
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The Riddler

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6,565 posts

226 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Was out on a bit of a date yesterday night in Leeds. Decided to head from where we'd eaten to Bar Fibre at the bottom end of town, we took a route through the (dead) city centre. While walking down one of the shopping streets our attention was drawn to a couple of blokes on a shop door way. Having what can only be described as a 'play' vomit

I have nothing against gays, but mutual masterbation in public is a bit too far for even my stomach. It was only 8pm, so dark, but not late enough that it was completely dead. I saw some traf-pol a bit further round on Briggate so pointed them in the general direction.

The girl i was with was fit, and no, I dont have no pics at the moment..

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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I bet you enjoyed it!

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

280 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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You see, that's the north for you.

Filthy beasts, the lot of 'em.

The Riddler

Original Poster:

6,565 posts

226 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
You see, that's the north for you.

Filthy beasts, the lot of 'em.
Suppose in the south they have the comfort and privacy of fibre glass rape sheds! wink

Edited by The Riddler on Wednesday 7th October 15:58

Kit80

4,764 posts

216 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
You see, that's the north for you.

Filthy beasts, the lot of 'em.
No just Yorkshire hehe

And you know you joined in Josh!

carter711

1,849 posts

227 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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The Riddler said:
Was out on a bit of a date yesterday night with a couple of blokes on a shop door way, having what can only be described as a 'play' lick

I have nothing against gays, I saw some poof-troll a bit further round on Briggate so pointed them in the general direction.

I dont have no pics at the moment..
EFA

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
You see, that's the north for you.

Filthy beasts, the lot of 'em.
Jealousy is a cruel mistress or should that be master scratchchin

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Not what I would like to see on an evening but I would be no more likely to report it than if I saw a girl kneeling in front of a chap.

So long as they weren't waving their wangers in the breeze and were making some attempt at "you might guess what we are doing but can't see what we are" live and let live.

Good knows how many times my spotty little bottom got spied over the other side of the field / round the back of some night club or other when i were a lad.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Rude-boy said:
Not what I would like to see on an evening but I would be no more likely to report it than if I saw a girl kneeling in front of a chap.

So long as they weren't waving their wangers in the breeze and were making some attempt at "you might guess what we are doing but can't see what we are" live and let live.

Good knows how many times my spotty little bottom got spied over the other side of the field / round the back of some night club or other when i were a lad.
So the name Rude-Boy comes from renting your arse to men then???? There's nowt as queer as folk.

Edited by rhinochopig on Wednesday 7th October 16:10

Toni896

2,188 posts

255 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Rude-boy said:
Not what I would like to see on an evening but I would be no more likely to report it than if I saw a girl kneeling in front of a chap.
If it was a woman on her knees he'd probably join the queue ..

andygo

7,392 posts

284 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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rhinochopig said:
Rude-boy said:
Not what I would like to see on an evening but I would be no more likely to report it than if I saw a girl kneeling in front of a chap.

So long as they weren't waving their wangers in the breeze and were making some attempt at "you might guess what we are doing but can't see what we are" live and let live.

Good knows how many times my spotty little bottom got spied over the other side of the field / round the back of some night club or other when i were a lad.
So the name Rude-Boy comes from renting your arse to men then???? There's nowt as queer as Rude Boy.
EFA

The Riddler

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6,565 posts

226 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Rude-boy said:
Not what I would like to see on an evening but I would be no more likely to report it than if I saw a girl kneeling in front of a chap.

So long as they weren't waving their wangers in the breeze and were making some attempt at "you might guess what we are doing but can't see what we are" live and let live.

Good knows how many times my spotty little bottom got spied over the other side of the field / round the back of some night club or other when i were a lad.
We saw both of their cocks, they werent even trying to be discreet. Plenty of places in leeds to go if you want out door privacy. People should have more respect for themselves though.

C8PPO

20,859 posts

232 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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I was walking through Covent Garden last month, about 10pm, and as I went up a stairway, I saw two very attractive women snogging the face off each other.

It was hideous. I almost missed my train.

M400 NBL

3,552 posts

241 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Dirty wkers more like.

Be thankful that you didn't pass when it got a bit messy.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

271 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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The Riddler said:
We saw both of their cocks.
And, by the thread title, had a good enough look to establish their genital hygiene.

Which seems a little prurient, to be honest.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Ah. That they were waving their wangers about is not a good thing, I will grant you that then.

I have no issue with those that leave you in little doubt what is probably going on, but to do so in such a way that the goods are on full display is a nono

And no, I've never rented (or provided free of charge) my bottom. I had enough trouble finding women to do the nasty with to even contemplate the confusion of working out the straights from the queers and then finding one who liked the look of my bottom hehe

The Riddler

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6,565 posts

226 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Kit80 said:
Cara Van Man said:
You see, that's the north for you.

Filthy beasts, the lot of 'em.
No just Yorkshire hehe

And you know you joined in Josh!
How did i miss this? yikes

You been having fantasies again SJ? wink

Shaw Tarse

31,888 posts

232 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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How different would this thread have been if it was 2 women?

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Console yourself that it being a Yorkshire gay mutual masturbation, you'll have witnessed the best gay mutual masturbation in the land.

northwick

104 posts

205 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Isn't Fibre an all out gay bar? If you didn't want it in your face (so to speak) why did you go there?