Anyone here good with pranks?
Discussion
My housemate has decided that he wants to start a prank war with my mate and I, so far we've come up with setting a gay stripper on him in lectures. Kicking his door in, shoving him in the back of the motor and dumping him naked in Nottingham city centre and filling his room with chickens.
The best he's done is unplug my computer and tangle up all the wires.
Does anyone else have any ideas that'll shut him up once and for all? We warned him not to start but he thinks that he can beat us.
The best he's done is unplug my computer and tangle up all the wires.
Does anyone else have any ideas that'll shut him up once and for all? We warned him not to start but he thinks that he can beat us.
k him! 
Do you have a house phone? Is it cordless? Is your kitchen tiled?
If the answer to all these things is yes then do the following:
Grease up tiled floor with butter/oil.
Put phone on other side of kitchen.
Phone the home phone at 4am from your mobile and refuse to answer it.
See what happens when a pissed of tired man running hits a slippery tiled floor. The results are worth it.
If the answer to all these things is yes then do the following:
Grease up tiled floor with butter/oil.
Put phone on other side of kitchen.
Phone the home phone at 4am from your mobile and refuse to answer it.
See what happens when a pissed of tired man running hits a slippery tiled floor. The results are worth it.
Frankeh said:
Do you have a house phone? Is it cordless? Is your kitchen tiled?
If the answer to all these things is yes then do the following:
Grease up tiled floor with butter/oil.
Put phone on other side of kitchen.
Phone the home phone at 4am from your mobile and refuse to answer it.
See what happens when a pissed of tired man running hits a slippery tiled floor. The results are worth it.
I have seen the video of this and it is undoubtedly one of the funniest things I have ever seen.If the answer to all these things is yes then do the following:
Grease up tiled floor with butter/oil.
Put phone on other side of kitchen.
Phone the home phone at 4am from your mobile and refuse to answer it.
See what happens when a pissed of tired man running hits a slippery tiled floor. The results are worth it.
I hadn't considered planting blow on him but knowing him he'll probably just party his nose off his face and say thank you.
Cara Van Man said:
Send him his whole families heads in a box marked "delivery from Ikea"
He is Swedish aswell.Mc lovin said:
Do you really want to do this, because the one i am involved in has been going on for a year next month 
Absolutely. He started it and we MUST win no matter how long it takes.Edited by JamesM on Thursday 8th October 12:40
1. Pint glass full of water
2. Place piece of paper over pint glass
3.Turn Pint glass over and place on top of his monitor / telly.
4. Depending on how much you dislike him (or how bright he his) plug it back into the mains.
..sadly flatscreens are killing this 'prank' off a bit nowadays.
2. Place piece of paper over pint glass
3.Turn Pint glass over and place on top of his monitor / telly.
4. Depending on how much you dislike him (or how bright he his) plug it back into the mains.
..sadly flatscreens are killing this 'prank' off a bit nowadays.
Don't start or it will never end I promise you!!
I started by reaggranging all my parents furniture and ornaments etc in the house when they were on holiday.
They retorted by dying my beautiful and expensinve white sofa - purple
It went on and on, and I now can't trust them to feed my cats when I am on holiday.
I started by reaggranging all my parents furniture and ornaments etc in the house when they were on holiday.
They retorted by dying my beautiful and expensinve white sofa - purple
It went on and on, and I now can't trust them to feed my cats when I am on holiday.
Kit80 said:
Don't start or it will never end I promise you!!
I started by reaggranging all my parents furniture and ornaments etc in the house when they were on holiday.
They retorted by dying my beautiful and expensinve white sofa - purple
It went on and on, and I now can't trust them to feed my cats when I am on holiday.
Parents eh!I started by reaggranging all my parents furniture and ornaments etc in the house when they were on holiday.
They retorted by dying my beautiful and expensinve white sofa - purple
It went on and on, and I now can't trust them to feed my cats when I am on holiday.
My mate came home from work one day to find his parents had moved without telling him!
Does his car have a sunroof?
We used to use two part expanding polyurethane foam and some plastic sacks for moulds. This can be bought as buoyancy foam from glassfibre suppliers, some yacht chandlers and the like. When you mix the two chemicals they rapidly react to form foam that expands to many times the original volume and then sets hard.
One bag wrapped around the pedals, another to line the footwell and you foam the pedals into a solid block of foam.
Or
A simple block so big that it can’t come out of the doors.
The best one was giant phallus sticking out the sunroof, the large balls prevent it being pulled out the sunroof.
We used to use two part expanding polyurethane foam and some plastic sacks for moulds. This can be bought as buoyancy foam from glassfibre suppliers, some yacht chandlers and the like. When you mix the two chemicals they rapidly react to form foam that expands to many times the original volume and then sets hard.
One bag wrapped around the pedals, another to line the footwell and you foam the pedals into a solid block of foam.
Or
A simple block so big that it can’t come out of the doors.
The best one was giant phallus sticking out the sunroof, the large balls prevent it being pulled out the sunroof.
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